A Derp

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A person who's so annoying it's like they were born to be a pain in the ass. They don't even realize how obvious they are.

My cousin is a Derp. He says the same dumb stuff every day.

My teacher acts like she's the smartest person ever. She's a Derp.

My friend's brother is a walking Derp. He doesn't know when to shut up.

A dog that looks like it was hit by a bus and then cried in a puddle. It's got big eyes, a face like a pancake, and a brain that's barely working.

That pug is a Derp. It looks like it was born in a trash can.

My neighbor's dog is a Derp. It coughs like it's dying.

That French bulldog is a Derp. It has the face of a confused potato.

When you're so scared you can't breathe and your lungs start to explode from coughing.

I saw a spider and I turned into a Derp. I couldn't breathe.

My brother screamed at me and I became a Derp. I coughed like I was on fire.

I heard a loud noise and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing.

You're being scared and coughing at the same time. It's like your body is trying to kill you.

I was being chased by a cat and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing.

I watched a horror movie and I became a Derp. My lungs were screaming.

I got yelled at by my mom and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a dying goat.

When you're being scared and coughing so hard it feels like your insides are coming out.

I got stuck in a closet and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a dragon.

I had to give a speech and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a robot.

I saw a ghost and I became a Derp. I was scared and coughing like a maniac.

A term for people who are scared and coughing so much they think they’re dying. It’s also a political joke.

My friend is a Derp. He’s scared of everything and coughs like he’s dying.

My brother is a Derp. He’s scared of loud noises and coughs like he’s been hit by a truck.

My teacher is a Derp. She’s scared of tests and coughs like she’s been running a marathon.

A fake political group that’s just two sides of the same stupid coin. Both sides want money, and they don’t care how they get it.

The DeRps are fake. They both want money and don’t care how they get it.

The DeRps are like two kids fighting over the last cookie. They don’t care about the cookie, just who gets it.

The DeRps are like two bums arguing over a sandwich. They don’t care about the sandwich, just who gets it.