A Derp
A term for people who are scared and coughing so much they think they’re dying. It’s also a political joke.
My friend is a Derp. He’s scared of everything and coughs like he’s dying.
My brother is a Derp. He’s scared of loud noises and coughs like he’s been hit by a truck.
My teacher is a Derp. She’s scared of tests and coughs like she’s been running a marathon.