A Desirae

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A Desirae is a hot mess who thinks she’s a goddess, but she’s just loud, funny, and will beat the crap out of anyone who messes with you. She’s smart, a straight A student, and never lets you eat alone.
You: ‘Why are you screaming at the boy in math class?’ Desirae: ‘Because he looked at me like I was a piece of meat!’
Desirae: ‘I don’t need a boyfriend, I need a burger.’
Desirae: ‘I’ll save you from that mean girl, even if it takes all night.’
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A Desirae is a girl who tells you she’s not confident, but she’s actually a total queen who will spill all your secrets if you don’t give her enough snacks.
Desirae: ‘I’m not pretty, I’m just average.’ Then she eats a whole pizza by herself.”
You: ‘Why are you telling everyone my crush’s name?’ Desirae: ‘Because I didn’t get enough fries.’
Desirae: ‘I’ll tell your mom your secret if you don’t bring me candy.’
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A Desirae is the love of your life, the person who makes your day, and the one who will slap you if you don’t get your act together.
You: ‘Why are you so happy today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I woke up and thought I was in heaven.’
Desirae: ‘I’m the reason you wake up and say life is good. Now shut up and let me eat.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t stop being lazy, I’ll slap you.’
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A Desirae is a black or white goddess who uses the word ratchet like it’s her job, and she’ll take pictures with her siblings and her best friends even if they’re all over the place.
Desirae: ‘I’m ratchet and I’m proud of it!’
You: ‘Why are you taking a million pictures?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m famous.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not in love, I’m just really confused.’
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A Desirae is a beautiful girl whose name means desire and hope, but she’s also a little too self-aware and will remind you of that every day.
Desirae: ‘My name means desire and hope, but I’m also really tired.’
You: ‘Why are you so self-aware?’ Desirae: ‘Because I know I’m beautiful.’
Desirae: ‘I mean, my name is cool, but I’m also really weird.’
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A Desirae is a girl who doesn’t know how amazing she is, but when she does, she’ll beat the crap out of you for not noticing.
Desirae: ‘I don’t know why I’m so sexy, but I am.’
You: ‘Why are you so loud today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m amazing and I’m not going to let you forget it.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t notice how amazing I am, I’ll make you regret it.’
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A Desirae is a hot, professional girl who secretly wants every guy, but she’s also a nerdy hot mess who thinks she’s not good enough.
Desirae: ‘I’m a professional, but I also want every guy.’
You: ‘Why are you so nerdy?’ Desirae: ‘Because I’m also a hot mess.’
Desirae: ‘I’m not good enough, but I’m still hot.’
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