A Desirae
A Desirae is the love of your life, the person who makes your day, and the one who will slap you if you don’t get your act together.
You: ‘Why are you so happy today?’ Desirae: ‘Because I woke up and thought I was in heaven.’
Desirae: ‘I’m the reason you wake up and say life is good. Now shut up and let me eat.’
Desirae: ‘If you don’t stop being lazy, I’ll slap you.’