A European Swallow
A tiny bird that flies around like a lunatic and can’t carry a coconut that weighs more than a bag of groceries. Meanwhile, African swallows are like the gym rats of the bird world, big, strong, and probably could carry a coconut if they wanted to, but they’re too lazy to migrate.
My European swallow tried to carry a coconut and fell off a cliff. Classic.
I told my bird it was a coconut. It ran away.
European swallow: 'I don’t want to carry that coconut.' Me: 'You’re a bird. You have to.'