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Fortnite is that game that ruined 2018 and now it's stealing your man. It's like the game is a thief with a giant ass.

My friend said, 'Fortnite took my man and my life.'

My cousin said, 'I used to have a boyfriend, now I have Fortnite.'

My brother said, 'Fortnite is like a thief with a giant ass.'

Fortnite is a disease that affects kids and some adults who are too dumb to realize they're wasting their life playing a game.

My friend said, 'I have Fortnite and I don't even know what I'm doing.'

My cousin said, 'I got Fortnite and now I'm stuck in my room all day.'

My brother said, 'I have Fortnite, and I can't even remember my own name.'

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A Forrest State-of-Mind

A huge mess of feeling bad because you picked the worst option when your brain was all jumbled up like a forest full of lost tourists.

I picked the red pill and now I'm stuck in a maze of regret.

My life choices are like a forest and I'm the guy who forgot his map.

I chose the pizza with extra cheese and now I'm paying for it in tears.

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A Forrest State-of-Mind

Feeling like a lost kid in a forest because your brain was too full of nonsense to make a smart choice.

I dated the guy who only knew how to say 'hi' and 'bye' and now I'm stuck with him.

I took the job that paid less just because I was too tired to think.

I bought a dog and now I have to walk it and it hates me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forrest State-of-Mind

That gut-wrenching feeling when you realize your brain was drunk on emotions and you picked the worst option.

I got the promotion and now I have to wear a suit every day.

I said yes to the party and now I have hangovers for a week.

I signed up for a gym and now I'm paying for it and never go.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forrest State-of-Mind

When your brain is so confused it's like being stuck in a forest, and you choose the worst path just because you're too tired to think.

I chose the 3 a. m. shift and now I'm stuck with the night owls.

I picked the cheapest phone and now it breaks every week.

I said yes to the vacation and now I'm broke and sunburned.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forrest State-of-Mind

That feeling when your brain is so messed up it’s like a forest, and you pick the worst option because you're too lazy to think.

I bought the car with zero miles and now it’s falling apart.

I signed up for the gym and now I just look at it.

I took the job that paid less just because I was too lazy to negotiate.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forrest State-of-Mind

That huge facepalm moment when you realize your brain was a forest and you picked the worst path because you were too confused to think straight.

I chose the job that paid less just because the office had free coffee.

I dated the guy who only knew three words and now I’m stuck with him.

I took the 2 a. m. shift and now I'm tired and grumpy.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forrest Boy

A Forrest Boy is a kid from the Forrest family who has two gay dads who let him do stupid stuff like dress up like a girl and do stuff that should be illegal.

My cousin got caught wearing a tutu in the middle of a football game. He’s a full-blown Forrest Boy.

My dad says he’s going to beat me if I start doing silly dances in the grocery store like a Forrest Boy.

I saw a Forrest Boy doing a cartwheel through the mall. He was wearing glitter and a crown.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forrest Boy

A group of rich kids who run away from their fancy lives and go live in the forest like animals because they’re too lazy to deal with their problems.

My friend ran away to the forest because he didn’t want to do his math homework anymore. Now he’s a Forrest Boy.

I saw a Forrest Boy eating leaves like a monkey and yelling at a squirrel for stealing his snack.

They all live in the forest like animals and don’t even let girls join. That’s just rude.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forest Wittiger

your girl sucks your cock and you cum in her face but some of it goes in her eye and she looks like a sad raccoon

My girl gave me a blow job and I blew my load in her face. Her eye closed and I thought she was crying.

I pulled out and gave her a facial. Her eye shut and I was like, 'Did I just blind you?'

She was sucking me and I cummed in her eye. Now she looks like a mad raccoon.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forest Wittiger

you cum in your girl's eye after a blow job and she looks like she’s about to cry

She gave me a blow job and I shot cum in her eye. She looked like she was about to cry.

I pulled out and she got a facial. Her eye closed and she looked like she was mad.

I blew my load in her eye. She looked like she wanted to kill me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forest Wittiger

you blow your load in your girl's eye after a blow job and she looks like a angry raccoon

After a blow job, I cummed in her eye and she looked like a angry raccoon.

She gave me a blow job and I cummed in her eye. Now she looks like a raccoon that got hit.

I shot my load in her eye and now she looks like she wants to punch me.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forking Banana

A Forking Banana is a fancy way to say something is really messed up. It’s like when your mom eats your lunch and you have to eat the rest of the day.

My math test was a Forking Banana. I got a 23%.

The traffic today was a Forking Banana. I almost cried.

My dog ate my homework. That was a Forking Banana.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forking Banana

A Forking Banana is when things go from bad to worse. It’s like when your pants fall down during a presentation.

My phone died in the middle of a Zoom call. That was a Forking Banana.

I spilled soda on my teacher’s shirt. A Forking Banana.

My dog ran into the road. That was a Forking Banana.

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A Forking Banana

A Forking Banana is a very strong curse word. It’s like when you get grounded for two weeks and also fail math.

My little brother broke my mom’s favorite vase. A Forking Banana.

I got grounded and failed math. That was a Forking Banana.

My dog ate my math test. A Forking Banana.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forking Banana

A Forking Banana is when everything goes wrong at once. It’s like when you drop your phone in a puddle during a thunderstorm.

I dropped my phone in a puddle during a thunderstorm. That was a Forking Banana.

My dog ate my lunch, and my teacher called me out. A Forking Banana.

My phone died, my dog ran away, and I had to do a presentation. A Forking Banana.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forking Banana

A Forking Banana is when you're so mad you want to scream. It’s like when your dog eats your homework and then runs away.

My dog ate my homework and ran away. A Forking Banana.

My teacher called me out for talking. A Forking Banana.

I got grounded and failed math. That was a Forking Banana.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forking Banana

A Forking Banana is when you’re really, really annoyed. It’s like when you have to eat the same lunch for a week.

I had to eat the same lunch for a week. That was a Forking Banana.

My dog ate my lunch. A Forking Banana.

I got grounded for talking. That was a Forking Banana.

by Slangipedia 18d ago

A Forest

A forest is like a creepy group of trees that hide a girl who probably smells like old socks and probably wants to eat you.

I walked into the forest and heard a girl whispering my name. I turned around and saw a raccoon wearing my shoe.

The forest called to me. I answered. Now I'm lost and my pants are on fire.

That forest is haunted. I saw my ex's ghost trying to find a snack.

by Slangipedia 18d ago