Discover Slang

A 50/50
A 50/50 is a skate trick where you grind a rail like a man who’s been doing this for 30 years and still can’t ride a bike.
"I did a 50/50 and fell off the rail. I still can’t ride a bike.", @skate_joe
"50/50? I did it and fell. I still can’t ride a bike.", @skate_joe2
"That 50/50 trick looked easy. I tried it. I still can’t ride a bike.", @skate_joe3"
A 50/50
A 50/50 is when you pull your pants down in front of a girl and hope she says yes. It’s desperate, stupid, and usually ends with you being rejected.
"I pulled my pants down in front of her. She said no. I’m a 50/50 loser.", @zeke_sanders
"50/50? I pulled my pants down and got rejected.", @zeke_sanders2
"I did a 50/50 and she said no. I still feel like a loser.", @zeke_sanders3"
A 50/50
A 50/50 is when a cop in a fast Mustang chases you like you’re a criminal who just robbed a bank and stole a dog.
"That 50/50 cop chased me like I stole a bank and a dog.", @speedy_joe
"He was a 50/50 cop. I thought I was going to die.", @speedy_joe2
"That Mustang 5.0 cop chased me like I was a thief and a dog thief.", @speedy_joe3"
A 69
When a guy gets his dick sucked while licking a girl's pussy like a f***ing dog.
My man got 69'd by his girl in the kitchen and didn't even notice the cat watching.
At the party, Dave was 69'd by his ex and cried like a baby.
My brother got 69'd by his girlfriend while his mom walked in.
A 69
When something is so good it makes your brain go f***ing crazy.
That pizza was 69 good, I almost cried.
The movie was 69, I didn't even blink when the guy got stabbed.
That cake was 69, I ate the whole thing in one bite.
A 69
The f***ing number right before 70, and it’s way more important than you think.
The number 69 is the best number, and I will fight you if you say otherwise.
In math class, we all knew 69 was the best number.
My teacher said 69 was the only number that matters.
A 69
When something is so good it makes your brain go f***ing crazy.
That pizza was 69 good, I almost cried.
The movie was 69, I didn't even blink when the guy got stabbed.
That cake was 69, I ate the whole thing in one bite.
A 69
A number that f***ing dumbasses turned into a sexual f***ing joke.
69 is just a number, but dumb people turned it into a sexual joke.
My teacher called 69 a sexual joke and I almost f***ing died.
I hate how 69 got turned into a f***ing sexual joke.
A 69
The worst number ever, because it’s f***ing sexual and nobody wants to talk about it.
69 is the worst number, and I hate it more than my math teacher.
In class, we all got weird when we saw 69 on the board.
I walked out of the room when the teacher said 69 was sexual.
A 7/11 slurpee
You buy a slurpee (any flavor) and then you pour it all up your girlfriend's butt and then you slurp it out at 7:11 (the time).
Bro I just did a slurpee ass shot at 7:11 and it was lit
I gave my girl a cherry slurpee enema and it was the best thing ever
I came out of the bathroom at 7:11 and my friend was slurping a slurpee out of my ass
A 7/11 slurpee
When a girl is so wet she sounds like someone sipping on a slurpee all day and all night.
My girl is so wet she’s like a slurpee machine 24/7
She’s been leaking for 24 hours straight and it’s like a slurpee drip
I walked in and it sounded like someone was drinking a slurpee from a toilet
A 5, 4
A stupid internet word used by people who think they're better than everyone else. They use it like they're the king of the world.
My ex is a 5, 4. She thought she was hot stuff just because she knew what 1337 meant.
My cousin used 5, 4 in his DMs to my mom. She didn't even know what it meant.
My teacher said I was a 5, 4 because I used a phone in class. I didn't even know what that meant.
A 5, 4
Slamming your palm so hard on your forehead it feels like your brain just got hit by a truck.
My dog did a 5, 4 after I told him he was a bad dog.
My brother did a 5, 4 after I ate his pizza.
I did a 5, 4 after I failed my math test.
A 5, 4
A dumb choice that nobody thinks about. It’s like when you eat five tacos and then you regret it for the rest of your life.
The Supreme Court made a 5-4 decision and now I have to live with it.
My mom made a 5-4 decision to buy a $1000 dress. It was stupid.
My friend made a 5-4 decision to move to Alaska. He now lives in the snow.
A 5, 4
A religious phrase that says if you’re good, god will love your butt. If not, the devil will find you.
My grandma said, 'For thy god will honor thy pussay or else di badussay will be found by thou devil.'
My dog said that after he ate my homework.
I said that after I got in trouble for being loud.
A 5, 4
A gun. It can be a Colt 45 or any other gun. It’s what you use when you want to shoot someone.
My dad has a pistol. It’s his 45.
My brother used a pistol to scare my dog.
I saw a guy with a pistol in the mall.
A 5, 4
Getting yelled at and then punched 20 times. It’s like when your mom is mad at you for eating all the cookies.
My brother got yelled at and then punched 20 times for eating my lunch.
I got yelled at and then punched 20 times for not doing my homework.
My dog got yelled at and then punched 20 times for chewing my shoes.
A 5, 4
Rolling two dice and getting a total of 7. Then you get to roll again. It’s like getting extra chances in a game.
I rolled a 5 and a 2, so I got to roll again. I won the game.
My friend rolled a 4 and a 3, and then he won the game.
I rolled a 7 and got another roll. I felt lucky.
A 45th Presidential
To grab, pinch, or slam another person’s junk like it’s a door you need to open.
The guy at the bar wouldn’t stop squeezing my crotch like it was a stress ball.
She got a 45th Presidential when the cop pulled her over and laughed at her phone.
My brother did a 45th Presidential to my sister’s math teacher during the school play.
A 45th Presidential
To touch someone’s private parts with the force of a bullet and the shame of a toddler.
He did a 45th Presidential to my mom while she was cooking dinner.
At the grocery store, a man did a 45th Presidential to my aunt and left a trail of shame.
My uncle did a 45th Presidential to the mailman every Tuesday.
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