A 50/50

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A 50/50 is a chick who looks hot if you’re driving by at 50 mph or standing 50 feet away. Up close? She’s got more issues than your ex.

"I thought she was hot until I saw her face up close. Now I know why my dog ran away.", @joe_schmo

"That girl looked like a goddess from 50 feet away. Now she’s my ex.", @mike_2003

"50 feet away she was a goddess. Now she’s a mess. I still want her.", @lisa_247"

A 50/50 is a Scottish nickname for Coke that’s half pure and half garbage. It’s like when you’re drunk and still trying to act cool.

"This Coke is a 50/50. I feel like I just drank a rat.", @drunk_dave

"My 50/50 is the worst. I’m going to vomit.", @coco_headache

"50/50? More like 50% pure, 50% disappointment.", @mike_bro"

A 50/50 is when you split things evenly. Like you and your buddy both get the same amount of pizza, but you still hate life.

"We split the pizza 50/50. I still hate life.", @joe_pizza

"50/50 means we both get half the pizza. But I still got the crust.", @joe_pizza2

"Split it 50/50? I don’t care. I still got the crust.", @joe_pizza3"

A 50/50 is when you pay a hooker for sex and then a blowjob. You can do it in any order, but it still feels like a scam.

"I paid for a 50/50. She did the blowjob first. I still feel scammed.", @john_123

"50/50? I got the blowjob first. Still a scam.", @john_124

"Hooker did the sex first. Still a scam. I got the 50/50.", @john_125"

A 50/50 is a skate trick where you grind a rail like a man who’s been doing this for 30 years and still can’t ride a bike.

"I did a 50/50 and fell off the rail. I still can’t ride a bike.", @skate_joe

"50/50? I did it and fell. I still can’t ride a bike.", @skate_joe2

"That 50/50 trick looked easy. I tried it. I still can’t ride a bike.", @skate_joe3"

A 50/50 is when you pull your pants down in front of a girl and hope she says yes. It’s desperate, stupid, and usually ends with you being rejected.

"I pulled my pants down in front of her. She said no. I’m a 50/50 loser.", @zeke_sanders

"50/50? I pulled my pants down and got rejected.", @zeke_sanders2

"I did a 50/50 and she said no. I still feel like a loser.", @zeke_sanders3"

A 50/50 is when a cop in a fast Mustang chases you like you’re a criminal who just robbed a bank and stole a dog.

"That 50/50 cop chased me like I stole a bank and a dog.", @speedy_joe

"He was a 50/50 cop. I thought I was going to die.", @speedy_joe2

"That Mustang 5.0 cop chased me like I was a thief and a dog thief.", @speedy_joe3"