A 50/50
A 50/50 is a Scottish nickname for Coke that’s half pure and half garbage. It’s like when you’re drunk and still trying to act cool.
"This Coke is a 50/50. I feel like I just drank a rat.", @drunk_dave
"My 50/50 is the worst. I’m going to vomit.", @coco_headache
"50/50? More like 50% pure, 50% disappointment.", @mike_bro"
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