A 50/50
A 50/50 is when you split things evenly. Like you and your buddy both get the same amount of pizza, but you still hate life.
"We split the pizza 50/50. I still hate life.", @joe_pizza
"50/50 means we both get half the pizza. But I still got the crust.", @joe_pizza2
"Split it 50/50? I don’t care. I still got the crust.", @joe_pizza3"