Discover Slang

A 45th Presidential
To make someone’s private parts feel like they’re being attacked by a swarm of bees and a bad decision.
I got a 45th Presidential from my boss after I spilled coffee on his desk.
The guy at the gym did a 45th Presidential to my cousin during her yoga class.
My friend got a 45th Presidential from her crush at the ice cream shop.
A 45th Presidential
To give someone’s junk a high-five that they didn’t ask for and probably didn’t need.
My teacher did a 45th Presidential to me for talking too much.
At the movie theater, a man did a 45th Presidential to my sister during the romantic scene.
I did a 45th Presidential to my neighbor’s dog and it ran away crying.
A 45th Presidential
To hit someone’s private parts with the strength of a brick and the dignity of a broken promise.
The guy at the bus stop did a 45th Presidential to my mom.
My brother did a 45th Presidential to my friend’s pet turtle.
At the mall, a man did a 45th Presidential to my cousin and left a trail of confusion.
A 403
When you stink so bad after doing the deed, people passing by think you took a dump on a rotting fish and then licked it.
Man: 'I came home from work and smelled like a sewer.'
Girl: 'He walked in and I thought the trash can had a second life.'
Friend: 'I thought I was in a fish market.'
A 403
When you get blocked from something you want, like a website or a door, and you're too lazy to ask why.
Trying to log in and it says '403' like you're not cool enough.
Trying to enter a club and the bouncer says 'Nope.'
Trying to open a file and it's like, 'You ain't welcome here.'
A 403
A 403 is just a fancy way of calling someone a ho, like they’re the lowest of the low and they know it.
He said, 'You're a 403.'
She said, 'You're a 403 and you know it.'
They all laughed and said, '403 for life.'
A 403
A 403 is the phone number of a place in Canada where they probably eat fish and then complain about it.
'Why do I get a 403?'
He called it and got no answer.
She thought it was a joke and kept calling.
A 403
A 403 is the internet’s way of telling you, 'You ain't invited, so shut up and go back to your corner.'
'403? What’s that?'
He tried to log on and got a 403.
She said, 'You should’ve asked for permission.'
A 403
A 403 is a website’s way of saying, 'You're not cool enough to see this, so go eat a sandwich.'
He saw a 403 and said, 'What’s that?'
She tried to log on and got a 403.
They all laughed and said, '403 again.'
A 403
A 403 is the area code of a city in Canada that probably smells like fish and nobody cares.
He said, 'Why is it 403?'
She called it and got no answer.
They all said, 'It's just 403.'
A 23
The number 23 is the king of numbers, the boss of all math, and the reason why your life is a mess. It’s like the universe is saying, ‘Hey, I’m gonna mess with you.’
My dog’s number is 23, and he’s the reason I’m single.
I failed my math test because I didn’t know 23 was prime.
My ex left me on the 23rd of September, and I still hate her.
A 23
23 is the weirdest, scariest, and most magical number ever. It shows up everywhere, and it’s like the universe is watching you.
I saw 23 on my lottery ticket, and I still lost money.
My best friend’s birthday is 23, and I think he’s cursed.
I added up my phone number and got 23, and now I think my phone is haunted.
A 23
23 is my favorite number because it's my birthday, and it also shows up in Dr. Pepper. But I don’t even like Dr. Pepper.
I got a 23 on my math test and cried like a baby.
I saw 23 on my cereal box and I was like, ‘Why is the universe doing this to me?’
I texted my crush 23 times and he still didn’t respond.
A 23
Michael Jordan wore 23, and that’s all you need to know. He was the best, and now 23 is stuck with him forever.
I wore 23 on my soccer team and got benched.
I got a tattoo of 23 and it cost me $200.
My mom wore 23 on her team and she was the best.
A 23
Being 23 is the worst. You’re too old to be cool, but too young to be awesome. You’re like a confused middle schooler with no friends.
I turned 23 and my parents said, ‘You’re not a kid anymore.’
I got a job at 23 and my boss yelled at me for being late.
I tried to drink at 23 and it was like, ‘What is this?’
A 23
23 is the king of numbers, the reason why your life is a mess, and the number that shows up everywhere. It’s the reason you’re cursed.
I saw 23 on my coffee cup and I got a bad cup of coffee.
I added my phone number and got 23, and now I think I’m cursed.
I got a 23 on my math test and cried like a baby.
A 23
23 is the number of the Illuminati. It’s also the number of the devil, the number of the apocalypse, and the reason you’re doomed.
I got a 23 on my math test and I think I’m the devil.
I saw 23 on my lottery ticket and I lost all my money.
My dog is 23 and he howls at the moon like he’s the devil.
A 3rd grader at summer holiday
This kid is like a half-decent person who got cursed with cringe and bad taste. Most of them are total losers, but some are decent. They all think they're cool, and they're probably gonna end up being 4th graders by the end of summer.
This kid thinks wearing sunglasses inside is a fashion statement.
He tried to make a TikTok dance and it looked like a seizure.
He still thinks summer vacation is 'forever' and it's only two months.
A 3rd grader at summer holiday
This kid is the kind of person who thinks they're the best at everything, even though they're not. They do stupid stuff like talking to themselves in public and wearing mismatched socks like it's a superpower.
She tried to explain how 'the internet is magic' to her mom during lunch.
He cried because his juice box was 'not the right color.'
He tried to be a 'cool kid' and now he's just a weird kid.
A 3rd grader at summer holiday
This kid is the reason why summer holiday feels like a prison. They're loud, dumb, and they think everything they do is amazing. They also have a weird obsession with random stuff like slime and bubble wrap.
He brought a slime kit to the pool and it was a mess.
She screamed in the library because she thought it was a game.
He tried to eat a whole pizza in one bite and it was a disaster.
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