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A 1,2,3
When two people have sex once and then go their separate ways like they were never even friends. No feelings. No drama. Just a one-night stand and then goodbye.
You had sex last night and now you're ignoring me on Instagram
He texted me twice and then vanished
I had sex with my coworker and now I can't look him in the eye at lunch
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1,2,3
When you go to the bathroom and do all three: pee, poop, and a quickie. It's like your own personal party in there.
I went to the bathroom and came out like I just finished a marathon
He took 10 minutes in the bathroom and then laughed at me
I was in there for 20 minutes and my mom called me to check on me
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1,2,3
When a guy finishes way too fast, like he's been waiting all day to get out of there. It's called 1,2,3 Yoghurt and it's not as bad as people think it is.
He came in 3 seconds and then laughed at me
He said 'I'm sorry' and then left
I was halfway through my coffee and he was already done
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1,2,3
You're being a baby. 1,2,3 are numbers. You learned them in kindergarten. Don't act like you're being treated unfairly.
You're crying over a number and I'm laughing at you
I counted to three and you still didn't get it
You're like a toddler and I'm like a grown-up
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1,2,3
A person who thinks everything should go their way. They want it easy. They don't want to work for it. They just want it to be 1,2,3.
He wanted the job and didn't even try
She wanted the pizza and didn't even pay
He wanted the promotion and didn't even do the work
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1,2,3
You're telling someone they've had enough water and they're still wet. You're being rude and you're not helping.
You said 'no more water' and I was like 'why?'
I was already soaked and you kept giving me more
You were like 'you're wet enough' and I was like 'no I'm not'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1,2,3
When you're talking about Aussies and you're too lazy to say the full words. Just say 1,2,3 and be done with it.
I said '1,2,3' and he was like 'what?'
She used '1,2,3' and I was like 'that's not even a person'
He said '1,2,3' and I was like 'you're lazy'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
A 1970 is just one long, annoying, never-ending song that makes your brain explode. It’s like the worst radio ever.
My mom kept playing this song on loop, and I screamed at her for it.
I got stuck in a elevator with this song, and I nearly bit my tongue off.
My dog howled like he was dying when I played this song for him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
The 1970s were the best decade ever. Like, the best. No one else could be that good.
My dad says the 70s had the best music, and I believe him because he’s a weirdo.
I would die for a 70s song right now.
If I had to live in the 70s, I’d never come back.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
A 1970 is just 10 years of time that started in 1970 and ended in 1979. Basic math, man.
My teacher gave me a test on this and I failed it because I was distracted by my phone.
I asked my mom what a 1970 was, and she said it was basic math.
I learned about the 1970 in school and I still don’t know what it means.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
Changes was a terrible album that only two losers had to make. It was like they were forced to sing.
Micky and Davy were the only ones who didn’t quit, and they still had to make this album.
The album was so bad that even the fans didn’t like it.
This album was the reason why the Monkees died in 1970.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
The 1970s were the worst decade ever. Like, the worst. I’d rather be stuck in a prison than live through them.
My history teacher said the 70s were the worst, and I agreed because I was tired.
I would rather eat my own foot than go back to the 70s.
The 70s were so bad, even the 2000s felt better.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
A 1970 fanfiction that will make you cry, scream, and possibly kill yourself. It’s that bad.
I read this story and I cried so hard I broke my phone.
This story made me scream like I was being chased by a bear.
I almost killed myself after reading this story.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 1970
Flowers from 1970 is a sad fanfiction where a guy from 2020 talks to a guy from 1970, and it ends with a big heartbreak. Just like life.
I read this story and cried in my cereal.
I felt so sad after reading it that I gave up on life.
I read this story, and it broke my heart like a big, loud, annoying dog.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 3/4 Australian fight drive
A bunch of lads grab the biggest guy and put him in the middle. They take turns shoving raw eggs on his face while singing stupid songs and then they all beat him up and chug Dingo piss like it's a holy drink.
The moon dancer got egg in his eye and a beatdown for breakfast.
Dingo piss was the only thing that made sense after the song.
They pinched each other like they were trying to get a discount.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 3/4 Australian fight drive
The biggest guy gets surrounded by a group of men who take turns giving him a face full of egg, then they all do weird stuff and one guy sings until he can’t anymore and then they all chug Dingo piss and pinch like it’s a tradition.
The moon dancer was egg-covered and confused.
The singer had a voice like a goat and a hangover.
Pinching was the best part of the day.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 15
A 15 is a girl you're not sure if you want to take home and eat for dinner or just kick out the door.
Hey man, that new girl in class is a 15. I'm not sure if I want to date her or just slap her.
This girl is a 15. I tried to ask her out and she said I was 'not worth the effort.'
I saw that girl at the mall and I'm like, 'Man, that's a 15.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 15
A 15 is a girl who looks like she just stepped out of a Burger King and didn't wash her feet.
This girl is a 15. She smells like old fries and regret.
I asked her out and she said, 'I'm not a 15, I'm a 20.'
That girl is a 15. She walked into the class and the whole room went silent.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 15
Being 15 is like being stuck in a blender with a bunch of dumb kids and no adult to save you.
I'm 15 and I can't even drive without an adult. What is this, the 80s?
My life is a mess because I'm 15. I can't go to the prom and I have to work at a store.
15 is the worst age. You're too young to be responsible but too old to be a kid.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 15
A 15 is when you put your feet in Burger King lettuce and still think you're cool.
Man, I put my feet in Burger King lettuce and it was a 15. I felt like a king.
I did a 15 at Burger King and got kicked out.
My friend did a 15 at Burger King and now he smells like old lettuce.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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