A 3/4 Australian fight drive
The biggest guy gets surrounded by a group of men who take turns giving him a face full of egg, then they all do weird stuff and one guy sings until he can’t anymore and then they all chug Dingo piss and pinch like it’s a tradition.
The moon dancer was egg-covered and confused.
The singer had a voice like a goat and a hangover.
Pinching was the best part of the day.