A 3/4 Australian fight drive

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A bunch of lads grab the biggest guy and put him in the middle. They take turns shoving raw eggs on his face while singing stupid songs and then they all beat him up and chug Dingo piss like it's a holy drink.
The moon dancer got egg in his eye and a beatdown for breakfast.
Dingo piss was the only thing that made sense after the song.
They pinched each other like they were trying to get a discount.
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The biggest guy gets surrounded by a group of men who take turns giving him a face full of egg, then they all do weird stuff and one guy sings until he can’t anymore and then they all chug Dingo piss and pinch like it’s a tradition.
The moon dancer was egg-covered and confused.
The singer had a voice like a goat and a hangover.
Pinching was the best part of the day.
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