Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A 1970 is just one long, annoying, never-ending song that makes your brain explode. It’s like the worst radio ever.

My mom kept playing this song on loop, and I screamed at her for it.

I got stuck in a elevator with this song, and I nearly bit my tongue off.

My dog howled like he was dying when I played this song for him.

2

The 1970s were the best decade ever. Like, the best. No one else could be that good.

My dad says the 70s had the best music, and I believe him because he’s a weirdo.

I would die for a 70s song right now.

If I had to live in the 70s, I’d never come back.

3

A 1970 is just 10 years of time that started in 1970 and ended in 1979. Basic math, man.

My teacher gave me a test on this and I failed it because I was distracted by my phone.

I asked my mom what a 1970 was, and she said it was basic math.

I learned about the 1970 in school and I still don’t know what it means.

4

Changes was a terrible album that only two losers had to make. It was like they were forced to sing.

Micky and Davy were the only ones who didn’t quit, and they still had to make this album.

The album was so bad that even the fans didn’t like it.

This album was the reason why the Monkees died in 1970.

5

The 1970s were the worst decade ever. Like, the worst. I’d rather be stuck in a prison than live through them.

My history teacher said the 70s were the worst, and I agreed because I was tired.

I would rather eat my own foot than go back to the 70s.

The 70s were so bad, even the 2000s felt better.

6

A 1970 fanfiction that will make you cry, scream, and possibly kill yourself. It’s that bad.

I read this story and I cried so hard I broke my phone.

This story made me scream like I was being chased by a bear.

I almost killed myself after reading this story.

7

Flowers from 1970 is a sad fanfiction where a guy from 2020 talks to a guy from 1970, and it ends with a big heartbreak. Just like life.

I read this story and cried in my cereal.

I felt so sad after reading it that I gave up on life.

I read this story, and it broke my heart like a big, loud, annoying dog.