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A 15
A 15 is when you're so drunk you think you're God and you're still not sure if you want to hit or pass.
I did a 15 and I swear I saw God. Then I fell over.
That guy did a 15 and he started talking to the ceiling.
A 15 is when you're so drunk you can't even walk straight and you still think you're the best.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 15
A 15 is when you're not a kid, an adult, or even a preteen. You're just a confused mess.
I'm 15 and I don't even know who I am. I'm just a confused kid.
That girl is 15 and she doesn't know what she wants in life.
I'm 15 and I feel like I'm stuck between being a kid and being an adult.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 15
A 15 is when a girl turns 15 and throws a party so big it makes Burger King look like a snack.
That girl had a 15 and it was the biggest party I've ever seen.
I went to a 15 and it was like a million people and I didn't even know who half of them were.
My friend had a 15 and it was so big it took two days to clean up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 280
A 280 is a short, punchy, smug summary that makes you feel like you’re explaining your life to a toddler who just ate a whole bag of chips.
"This app is the best. Ever.", said no one ever
I just got fired and I’m still typing.
280 characters later, I still didn’t explain why I left.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 280
Be mine… is a lazy, desperate way to say you’re in love, or just really drunk and trying to get someone to take you to the movies.
Be mine… I’m not asking for much. Just a pizza and a Netflix subscription.
Be mine… before I start crying in the corner again.
Be mine… I’ll even stop using your printer.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 280
280 ZX is the bra size of a woman who could probably lift a car and still look good doing it.
I’m 280 ZX and I still can’t find my keys.
My bra size is 280 ZX. My confidence is 280 ZX squared.
I wear 280 ZX and still fit into my mom’s old jeans.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 280
A 280 is like a Liar-in-Chief’s tweet, it’s a big, ugly, lie that makes you feel like you just swallowed a whole plate of spaghetti.
"I did nothing wrong.", said the man who just got caught stealing candy from a baby.
I posted a 280 and it felt like I was yelling at a wall.
That 280 was worse than my ex’s last text.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 280
A 280 is what a chubby chaser says when they’re looking for a girl who’s got curves and a personality, not just a pair of pants.
280? No. I’m 285 and I’m still not impressed.
She’s 280? I thought she was 300.
I only like girls who are 280, I can’t handle more than that.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 280
A 280 is a collection of cars that are so cool, they make your neighbor’s garage look like a toy box.
My 280 is parked outside my house. It’s not a car, it’s a lifestyle.
That 280 costs more than my rent and my pride.
I drive a 280 and I still can’t afford a decent coffee.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 2020 just happened
When things turn to absolute hell you just yell a 2020 just happened
My date turned into a screaming match over who spilled the coffee.
My mom got into a fight with the mailman over a missing package.
My dog ate my laptop and then my cat beat him up.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 2020 just happened
You say a 2020 just happened when everything goes from bad to absolutely cursed
My boss gave me a raise but it was in pennies.
My ex texted me during my lunch break and I cried.
My phone died right before my final exam.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 2020 just happened
You drop a 2020 just happened when life throws you the worst possible punch
My car broke down on the highway and I had no money.
I failed my math test and my dog got a passing grade.
My mom called me at 3 a. m. to tell me my brother got arrested.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 2 Blocka
A girl so ugly, she looks like a hot mess from two blocks away, but somehow still manages to make you stare.
She walked by my house and I had to check my reflection to make sure I wasn’t dreaming.
I saw her from the corner of my eye and immediately texted my friend: ‘Is that real life or a horror movie?’
I asked my mom, ‘Why does she still go to school?’ and she said, ‘She’s got a 2 Blocka on the brain.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 2 Blocka
A girl so plain, she looks like a bad haircut from two blocks away, but still makes you think about her all day.
I saw her walking down the street and I texted my crush: ‘She looks like a bad haircut. Are you into bad haircuts?’
She passed me on the bus and I had to bite my lip to stop laughing.
I told my brother she was a 2 Blocka and he said, ‘You’re just jealous she didn’t pick you.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 2 Blocka
A girl so basic, she looks like a sad emoji from two blocks away, but still somehow manages to be annoying.
I saw her from two blocks away and thought, ‘That’s a sad emoji,’ but then she waved and I got confused.
She walked by my house and my dog barked at her like she was a threat.
I told my friend she was a 2 Blocka and she said, ‘At least I’m not a 3 Blocka.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 100-footer
A guy you can spot as a faggot from 100 feet away. Like they're wearing a neon sign that says 'I'm gay' and it's blinding.
'He walked into the room like he was advertising his gayness to the whole school.'
'I saw him from across the mall and already knew he was a faggot.'
'He’s a 100-footer. I could see it from the bus.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 100-footer
A woman who’s so obviously a lesbian you can spot her from 100 feet away. Like she’s got a giant 'I’m a dyke' sticker on her forehead.
'She was walking down the street, and I knew she was a dyke before she said hello.'
'I saw her from the other end of the coffee shop and thought, 'that’s a lesbian.'
'She’s a 100-footer. I could tell from the bus.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 10 cent Jane
A broke-out drunk mess who'll suck your dick for a bottle of cheap wine or a hit of crack
I saw her at the bodega. She was humping the clerk for a pack of smokes and a soda.
She showed up at my door at 3 a. m. with a tooth missing and a smile full of shame.
She texted me: 'I'll do anything for a drink. Even if it's your face.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 10 cent Jane
A walking disaster who'll sell her soul for a sip of cheap alcohol or a hit of crack
She was passed out in the alley with a guy she didn't know and a half-eaten taco.
She texted me: 'I'll do your homework if you give me a bottle of rum.'
She showed up at the bar with a guy who looked like he’d been hit by a car and a smile that didn’t belong to her.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 10 cent Jane
A low-life drunk who'll kiss your ass for a drink or a hit of crack
She showed up at the party with a guy who smelled like a trash can and a smile that said 'I don’t care.'
She texted me: 'I'll clean your house if you give me a bottle of cheap vodka.'
She was on the floor crying and laughing at the same time because she didn’t know where she was.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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