A 100-footer - A woman who’s so obviously a lesbian you can spot her from 1

A woman who’s so obviously a lesbian you can spot her from 100 feet away. Like she’s got a giant 'I’m a dyke' sticker on her forehead.

'She was walking down the street, and I knew she was a dyke before she said hello.'

'I saw her from the other end of the coffee shop and thought, 'that’s a lesbian.'

'She’s a 100-footer. I could tell from the bus.'