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When two people have sex once and then go their separate ways like they were never even friends. No feelings. No drama. Just a one-night stand and then goodbye.
You had sex last night and now you're ignoring me on Instagram
He texted me twice and then vanished
I had sex with my coworker and now I can't look him in the eye at lunch
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you go to the bathroom and do all three: pee, poop, and a quickie. It's like your own personal party in there.
I went to the bathroom and came out like I just finished a marathon
He took 10 minutes in the bathroom and then laughed at me
I was in there for 20 minutes and my mom called me to check on me
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When a guy finishes way too fast, like he's been waiting all day to get out of there. It's called 1,2,3 Yoghurt and it's not as bad as people think it is.
He came in 3 seconds and then laughed at me
He said 'I'm sorry' and then left
I was halfway through my coffee and he was already done
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You're being a baby. 1,2,3 are numbers. You learned them in kindergarten. Don't act like you're being treated unfairly.
You're crying over a number and I'm laughing at you
I counted to three and you still didn't get it
You're like a toddler and I'm like a grown-up
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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A person who thinks everything should go their way. They want it easy. They don't want to work for it. They just want it to be 1,2,3.
He wanted the job and didn't even try
She wanted the pizza and didn't even pay
He wanted the promotion and didn't even do the work
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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You're telling someone they've had enough water and they're still wet. You're being rude and you're not helping.
You said 'no more water' and I was like 'why?'
I was already soaked and you kept giving me more
You were like 'you're wet enough' and I was like 'no I'm not'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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When you're talking about Aussies and you're too lazy to say the full words. Just say 1,2,3 and be done with it.
I said '1,2,3' and he was like 'what?'
She used '1,2,3' and I was like 'that's not even a person'
He said '1,2,3' and I was like 'you're lazy'
by Slangipedia 16d ago
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