Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you stink so bad after doing the deed, people passing by think you took a dump on a rotting fish and then licked it.

Man: 'I came home from work and smelled like a sewer.'

Girl: 'He walked in and I thought the trash can had a second life.'

Friend: 'I thought I was in a fish market.'

2

When you get blocked from something you want, like a website or a door, and you're too lazy to ask why.

Trying to log in and it says '403' like you're not cool enough.

Trying to enter a club and the bouncer says 'Nope.'

Trying to open a file and it's like, 'You ain't welcome here.'

3

A 403 is just a fancy way of calling someone a ho, like they’re the lowest of the low and they know it.

He said, 'You're a 403.'

She said, 'You're a 403 and you know it.'

They all laughed and said, '403 for life.'

4

A 403 is the phone number of a place in Canada where they probably eat fish and then complain about it.

'Why do I get a 403?'

He called it and got no answer.

She thought it was a joke and kept calling.

5

A 403 is the internet’s way of telling you, 'You ain't invited, so shut up and go back to your corner.'

'403? What’s that?'

He tried to log on and got a 403.

She said, 'You should’ve asked for permission.'

6

A 403 is a website’s way of saying, 'You're not cool enough to see this, so go eat a sandwich.'

He saw a 403 and said, 'What’s that?'

She tried to log on and got a 403.

They all laughed and said, '403 again.'

7

A 403 is the area code of a city in Canada that probably smells like fish and nobody cares.

He said, 'Why is it 403?'

She called it and got no answer.

They all said, 'It's just 403.'