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A 96
A weird way to look at the stars while your partner smells like old socks.
My boyfriend and I did the 96 last night. We talked about the universe and he smelled like gym socks.
My sister and her boyfriend do the 96 every Friday. They talk about life and he forgets to shower.
My dad and his girlfriend do the 96 every Sunday. They talk about the meaning of life and he eats pizza for breakfast.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 96
A 69, but the people involved are arguing over who owes who money.
My cousin and his girlfriend did the 96 because he borrowed $50 and didn't pay it back.
My friends did the 96 and spent the whole time arguing about who forgot to clean the bathroom.
My brother and his girlfriend did the 96 and it turned into a full-blown fight about whose turn it was to do the dishes.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 96
A 69, but instead of kissing, you let out a big one on their head.
My friend and his girlfriend did the 96 and he farted in her face. She yelled at him.
My brother did the 96 with his girlfriend and let out a big one. She ran out of the room.
My cousin and his girlfriend did the 96 and it turned into a full-blown fart war.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 96
A 69, but you're both lying on your backs and just jerking off.
My friends did the 96 and just sat there jerking off.
My brother and his girlfriend did the 96 and it took 10 minutes before they even talked.
My cousin and his girlfriend did the 96 and it turned into a silent movie.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 96
A 69, but you're both confused and just trying to figure out what's going on.
My friend did the 96 with his girlfriend and they both looked like they had no idea what they were doing.
My brother and his girlfriend did the 96 and it took 20 minutes before they realized they were both doing the same thing.
My cousin and his girlfriend did the 96 and it looked like they were both lost in a math problem.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 96
A 69, but you're both giving each other a good squeezing instead of a good licking.
My friend and his girlfriend did the 96 and it looked like they were both trying to squeeze a pizza into their butts.
My brother and his girlfriend did the 96 and it turned into a competition of who could squeeze the most.
My cousin and his girlfriend did the 96 and it turned into a full-blown butt war.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
A number that shows how many men are too stupid to live, and the rest are too stupid to let them.
"79% of suicides are men? That means 21% are women? I'm the 21%", @DumbAssDad
"Why don't men just give up and die?", @DumbAssDad
"79% of men are dumb. I'm the 79%", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
How long most people last before they die and stop being a pain in the ass.
"79? That's not old. That's just sad.", @DumbAssDad
"I'm going to live to be 79. That's my goal.", @DumbAssDad
"79 years? I'll be dead in 79 years.", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
A sex position where a woman is on top, doing what she does best, but also being a total pain by sticking her finger up the guy’s ass for no reason.
"79 is the best position if you like getting fingered up the ass.", @DumbAssDad
"79? That's my favorite position. It's like 69, but with a finger up my ass.", @DumbAssDad
"79 is the only way to have sex if you're into anal stuff and dumb people.", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
When a girl splits her legs open like she's trying to kill you with her hips.
"She did the 79 and I'm still trying to breathe.", @DumbAssDad
"79? That's how I know she's trying to kill me.", @DumbAssDad
"I don't know what 79 is, but it hurt.", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
A version of 69 that’s like having a back pain and a side pain all at once.
"79 is like 69 with a twist and a backache.", @DumbAssDad
"79? That's like 69 but with scoliosis and hand cuffs.", @DumbAssDad
"I tried 79 and my spine was screaming.", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
Like 69, but with a bigger woman, which means more pain and more pressure.
"79 is like 69 but with a bigger woman and a smaller brain.", @DumbAssDad
"79 is when the woman is too big and you're too dumb to handle it.", @DumbAssDad
"I tried 79 and I'm still sore.", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 79
A car that costs more than your brain and has the style of a 1980s cafeteria.
"79 is a car that costs more than your brain and looks like it's from the 1980s.", @DumbAssDad
"I bought a 79 and it's like having a 1980s cafeteria on wheels.", @DumbAssDad
"79 is a car that makes you question your life choices.", @DumbAssDad
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A ? is a stupid glitch in iOS 11. When you type an i on Snapchat, it turns into a ?. People started using it as a meme because it looks dumb.
Hey, why’d you send me a ? instead of an i?
I tried to say ‘hi’ and it came out as ‘h?’. What even is life?
My crush said ‘I like you’ but it turned into ‘? like you’ and now I’m confused.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A ? is a curse from iOS 11. It changes your i to a ?. Now everyone uses it to mock you and your typing skills.
I said ‘I’m coming’ and it turned into ‘? m coming’. What’s next, a ? in my face?
My mom sent me a message that said ‘? love you’ and I’m not okay with that.
I tried to write ‘iPhone’ and it came out as ‘? hone’. I’m gonna scream.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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A ? is a stupid thing that happens when you type on iOS 11. It changes your i to a ?. Now it’s everywhere and you can’t escape it.
My friend said ‘I’ll be there’ and it turned into ‘? ll be there’. Now I think he’s a ghost.
I wrote ‘I’m tired’ and it changed to ‘? m tired’. I’m not tired, I’m cursed.
My crush said ‘I miss you’ and it turned into ‘? miss you’. I miss him, I miss my sanity.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 50/50
A 50/50 is a chick who looks hot if you’re driving by at 50 mph or standing 50 feet away. Up close? She’s got more issues than your ex.
"I thought she was hot until I saw her face up close. Now I know why my dog ran away.", @joe_schmo
"That girl looked like a goddess from 50 feet away. Now she’s my ex.", @mike_2003
"50 feet away she was a goddess. Now she’s a mess. I still want her.", @lisa_247"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 50/50
A 50/50 is a Scottish nickname for Coke that’s half pure and half garbage. It’s like when you’re drunk and still trying to act cool.
"This Coke is a 50/50. I feel like I just drank a rat.", @drunk_dave
"My 50/50 is the worst. I’m going to vomit.", @coco_headache
"50/50? More like 50% pure, 50% disappointment.", @mike_bro"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 50/50
A 50/50 is when you split things evenly. Like you and your buddy both get the same amount of pizza, but you still hate life.
"We split the pizza 50/50. I still hate life.", @joe_pizza
"50/50 means we both get half the pizza. But I still got the crust.", @joe_pizza2
"Split it 50/50? I don’t care. I still got the crust.", @joe_pizza3"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A 50/50
A 50/50 is when you pay a hooker for sex and then a blowjob. You can do it in any order, but it still feels like a scam.
"I paid for a 50/50. She did the blowjob first. I still feel scammed.", @john_123
"50/50? I got the blowjob first. Still a scam.", @john_124
"Hooker did the sex first. Still a scam. I got the 50/50.", @john_125"
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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