A 79
A sex position where a woman is on top, doing what she does best, but also being a total pain by sticking her finger up the guy’s ass for no reason.
"79 is the best position if you like getting fingered up the ass.", @DumbAssDad
"79? That's my favorite position. It's like 69, but with a finger up my ass.", @DumbAssDad
"79 is the only way to have sex if you're into anal stuff and dumb people.", @DumbAssDad