Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When a guy gets his dick sucked while licking a girl's pussy like a f***ing dog.

My man got 69'd by his girl in the kitchen and didn't even notice the cat watching.

At the party, Dave was 69'd by his ex and cried like a baby.

My brother got 69'd by his girlfriend while his mom walked in.

2

When something is so good it makes your brain go f***ing crazy.

That pizza was 69 good, I almost cried.

The movie was 69, I didn't even blink when the guy got stabbed.

That cake was 69, I ate the whole thing in one bite.

3

The f***ing number right before 70, and it’s way more important than you think.

The number 69 is the best number, and I will fight you if you say otherwise.

In math class, we all knew 69 was the best number.

My teacher said 69 was the only number that matters.

4

When something is so good it makes your brain go f***ing crazy.

That pizza was 69 good, I almost cried.

The movie was 69, I didn't even blink when the guy got stabbed.

That cake was 69, I ate the whole thing in one bite.

5

A number that f***ing dumbasses turned into a sexual f***ing joke.

69 is just a number, but dumb people turned it into a sexual joke.

My teacher called 69 a sexual joke and I almost f***ing died.

I hate how 69 got turned into a f***ing sexual joke.

6

The worst number ever, because it’s f***ing sexual and nobody wants to talk about it.

69 is the worst number, and I hate it more than my math teacher.

In class, we all got weird when we saw 69 on the board.

I walked out of the room when the teacher said 69 was sexual.