A Fortnite
Fortnite is a disease that affects kids and some adults who are too dumb to realize they're wasting their life playing a game.
My friend said, 'I have Fortnite and I don't even know what I'm doing.'
My cousin said, 'I got Fortnite and now I'm stuck in my room all day.'
My brother said, 'I have Fortnite, and I can't even remember my own name.'