A Forrest State-of-Mind - That huge facepalm moment when you realize your brain was a

That huge facepalm moment when you realize your brain was a forest and you picked the worst path because you were too confused to think straight.

I chose the job that paid less just because the office had free coffee.

I dated the guy who only knew three words and now I’m stuck with him.

I took the 2 a. m. shift and now I'm tired and grumpy.