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A Georgia Martin
When you act like you're from London and cool, but you're just a loud American who doesn't know what edgy means.
Text: 'I’m so British... I even say 'chips' instead of 'fries.''
DM: 'I’m not edgy... I just like to swear a lot.'
Post: 'I’m a posh Brit... I just live in America.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is when you leave a massive, smelly pile for someone else to clean up, like you're the king of poop and they're just the janitor.
I left a whole sandwich in the trash and called it a George Clooney.
My mom took a dump in my dad's sock and said it was a George Clooney.
He texted me a picture of a turd and said, 'This is a George Clooney.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is the only guy in history who looks like he just walked out of a magazine, and people still don't laugh at him.
I told my crush he was a George Clooney, and he cried.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got suspended.
My dog looked at me like I was a George Clooney, and I felt weird.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is a man who is so smooth, he probably has a secret army and a goldfish that knows the code to the nuclear bombs.
He said I was a George Clooney, and I took it as a compliment.
I told my brother he was a George Clooney, and he started a fight.
My neighbor said my lawn was a George Clooney, and I laughed at him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is like Everett from O Brother, Where Art Thou?, except he would have taken a dump in the river and called it a holy experience.
I told my friend he was a George Clooney, and he asked if he could take a dump in the river.
My mom said I was a George Clooney, and I tried to take a dump in the river.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got detention for taking a dump in the river.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is a man so hot, he could make Brad Pitt cry and still look like he just came out of a salon.
I told my crush he was a George Clooney, and he asked if I wanted to go to the salon with him.
My mom said I was a George Clooney, and I got a haircut and a manicure.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I walked out of class like I just did a commercial.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is when you have a huge, smelly dump inside you, like you've been eating too much pizza and not enough brains.
I took a George Clooney in the school bathroom and cried.
My brother took a George Clooney in my mom's sock and said it was a masterpiece.
I told my crush I took a George Clooney and he asked if it was in the river.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A George Clooney
A George Clooney is a guy who looks 50, but he's only 42 and still acts like he’s 22 and has no idea what time it is.
I told my crush I was a George Clooney and he asked if I knew what time it was.
My mom said I was a George Clooney and I took a dump in her sock.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney and I got a detention for not knowing the time.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentlemen's Race
A contest where two or more guys start shooting cum at the same time and the one who finishes first gets to call the others weaklings.
At the gym, Mike and Steve had a bet. Who ever came first got the last slice of pizza.
During a group chat, Jerry said, 'Let's settle this like men!' and started spewing like a volcano.
At a bar, two guys started a bet over who had the strongest load. The loser had to pay for shots.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentlemen's Race
When two or more dudes start blasting cum at the same time and the one who stops first gets to laugh at the others.
In the office bathroom, Tom and Dave had a sudden race. The loser had to clean the toilet.
During a video call, two coworkers started a cum race. The loser had to answer all the work emails.
At a party, two guys challenged each other. The one who lost had to dance with the DJ.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentlemen's Race
A competition where two or more guys start cumming at the same time and the one who comes first gets to mock the rest.
At a sleepover, two boys had a bet. The loser had to eat a whole pizza by himself.
During a Zoom meeting, two guys started a cum race. The loser had to talk for the entire meeting.
At a beach party, two guys bet on who could cum first. The loser had to do a backflip into the ocean.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman’s Lift
When you cheat on the golf course by moving your ball to a better spot without getting in trouble.
I moved my ball out of the mud like it was a crime scene.
He dragged his ball across the fairway like it was a subway.
She shifted her ball so smooth, the grass didn’t even notice.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman’s Lift
When a guy stands there with his buddy, rocking his feet like a old man with a stiff drink, just to show off.
He did his foot shuffle like he was doing the twist at a bar.
My buddy rocked his feet like he was trying to wake up the grass.
He stood there rocking like he was waiting for the ball to move on its own.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman’s Lift
A fancy name for when you take your ball from a nightmare spot to a dream spot without getting punished.
She moved her ball like it was getting a promotion.
He took his ball from the rough like it was going to jail.
I moved my ball out of the bunker like it was escaping a prison.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman’s Lift
When your ball lands in a spot so bad, you practically beg it to move to a better one without getting in trouble.
My ball landed in a puddle like it was being tortured.
He moved his ball out of the grass like it was a rescue mission.
She took her ball from the sand like it was a last-minute getaway.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman's Half Hour
The sacred time a man takes to escape the madness of the world and hide under a blanket like a coward.
I took a Gentleman's Half Hour because my mom was yelling at the TV and my brother was eating my pizza.
He left the room like he was running from a fire. Came back looking like he’d survived one.
I told my dad he needed a Gentleman's Half Hour. He said I was being dramatic. I was right.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman's Half Hour
When a man feels the need to curl up and dream about being a king while the rest of the world is still awake and annoying.
I had a Gentleman's Half Hour right in the middle of my math test. I got a D and a look from my teacher that said 'I know what you did.'
He took a nap during the meeting. The boss called him 'sleepyhead' and gave him extra work.
She said I needed a Gentleman's Half Hour. I said she needed a vacation.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman's Half Hour
A man’s secret weapon when he’s too tired to fight, too lazy to move, and too proud to admit he needs a break.
I took a Gentleman's Half Hour during lunch. My coworker asked if I was dead. I said, 'No, I'm just king of the nap.'
He didn’t show up to the party because he had a Gentleman's Half Hour. He called it 'royal duty.'
I told my brother he was being a slob. He said, 'I’m just doing my Gentleman's Half Hour.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman's Duel
A gentleman's duel is when two guys kneel down like they're about to pray, but instead they rub their willys until they shoot come. Whoever gets their load on the other guy first is the winner. This dumb tradition started in a video by Seananner called "WEIRD GAMING CONVERSATION".
Brent: I’m gonna beat you in this duel, you fatty.
Mike: You better not spill on my shirt, or I’ll kill you.
Sean: This duel is so stupid, I might just pee myself.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gentleman's Duel
Two guys try to blow their load into a woman’s snatch, butt, or mouth. The loser has to suck the winner’s cock until the winner feels like stopping.
Taylor: I’m gonna blow my load in your mouth and make you suck me until I pass out.
Alex: You better not lose, or I’ll make you eat my come for the rest of the day.
Sam: I don’t care if you win, I’m gonna make you lick my feet after.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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