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A Gerty
A girl who’s been through hell and is ready to fight if you even look at her wrong. She’s nice if you’re nice, but don’t mess with her.
That Gerty in my class kicked my ass for talking during lunch.
My Gerty is like a lion who’s been through a lot and won’t let you walk all over her.
If you mess with that Gerty, you’re gonna wish you had a second head.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gerty
Something that’s kind of weird, but also kind of cool, like when your weirdness is your superpower.
That shirt is a Gerty, it’s ugly but kinda cool.
That Gerty of a dance move made me laugh for 10 minutes.
That Gerty of a pet is weird, but I still think it’s kinda cool.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gerty
A number so big it’s like the weight of the whole Earth, but you still try to use it in math like it’s no big deal.
That Gerty number is so big it makes my brain hurt.
I tried to do math with that Gerty and failed harder than I’ve ever failed.
That Gerty is like the weight of the Earth and I’m just supposed to remember it?
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gerty
An older guy with beards who thinks he’s still cool and acts like he’s got all the answers.
That Gerty with the beard is like a dad who thinks he’s still hot.
My Gerty is so bearded he looks like a wizard from a bad movie.
That Gerty has more beards than a raccoon and still thinks he’s awesome.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German thing
Chad stuff like working, making stuff, lifting weights, getting drunk, bossing people around, or doing anything that makes you look like a total legend.
Bro, I'm gonna hit the gym and drink beer. That's a German thing, man.
My dad works 12 hours a day. That's a German thing, pure legend.
I got fired for punching my boss. That's a German thing.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German thing
When a girl says she wants to do a German thing, you know she’s gonna make you eat poop, so you better eat a big meal before your date or you’ll be the joke.
She said, 'I wanna do a German thing.' I ate a whole pizza before I left. Still got it in me.
My date asked me what a German thing was. I said, 'You’re gonna eat my poop.'
She said I had to eat what came out of my butt. I said, 'No way, I’m eating a burger.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German thing
When a girl says she wants to do a German thing, you know she wants to eat your poop, so you better eat a big meal before your date or you’ll be the joke.
She asked, 'Wanna do a German thing?' I said, 'Only if I can bring a pizza.'
He said, 'I eat poop for a living.' I said, 'That’s a German thing.'
She asked me if I wanted to eat her poop. I said, 'That’s a German thing, I’m in.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German thing
German things are complicated nonsense that no one understands. They talk like they’re smart, but they’re just shitting around, trying to look important.
My boss said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means I don’t get paid.'
She said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means I have to do meetings.'
He said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means no one cares.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
When you're giving a blowjob and you bite his dick like it owes you money.
My cousin got caught doing this at a bar and got kicked out.
My girlfriend said it was the best blowjob she ever had.
I did this to my boss and got a promotion.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
When something is not German and probably never will be.
My mom says my hair is not German.
My dog doesn't speak German.
My math teacher isn't German, and I’m grateful.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
A language that sounds like a dog ate your homework and then screamed at you.
My brother failed German because he didn’t know what ‘der’ meant.
My teacher said I spoke like a confused kangaroo.
I got a C- in German because I thought ‘die’ was a type of pizza.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
A German is a person from Germany who probably doesn’t like being called a Nazi.
My uncle got in trouble for calling a German a Nazi.
My friend's mom said she’s German and hates Nazis.
My teacher said Hitler is not a German, he’s a disgrace.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
A language that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your mouth taste like burnt toast.
I failed German because I couldn’t pronounce ‘Mutter’ properly.
My brother said German sounds like a goat yelling in a blender.
My friend got a D because she said ‘der’ like it was ‘the’.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
A group of people who are awesome, but they dress like they live in a closet.
My cousin wears a shirt that says ‘I’m German’ and it’s hideous.
My mom’s German friend wears a dress that looks like a potato sack.
My dad said German men wear shirts with buttons on the wrong side.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A German
When two Germans talk in German and everyone else is confused.
My uncle and his friend talked in German at the mall and I didn’t understand a word.
I got kicked out of a restaurant because two Germans were arguing in German.
My friend tried to talk to a German guy and it went like this: ‘Der Hund ist groß.’
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gerbil Hoe
A person who only eats edamame, seaweed, and popcorn and calls everything else trash.
I'm a gerbil hoe. I don't even know what pizza is.
She turned down a whole buffet for a bag of popcorn.
He said fries were 'disgusting' and walked out.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gerbil Hoe
A bottom who lives in the snack aisle and only eats edamame, seaweed, and popcorn like it's their last meal.
He eats seaweed for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
She brought a bag of edamame to a fancy dinner.
He tried to eat pizza and cried like a baby.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Gerbil Hoe
A person who eats nothing but edamame, seaweed, and popcorn and thinks everyone else is a snack loser.
He called my burger 'a disgrace' and ate a whole bag of popcorn.
She turned down a taco for a handful of edamame.
He said popcorn was 'the only real food' and threw out all my snacks.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Georgia Martin
Hoe Hoe Hoe is a walking spam bot who sends nudes to everyone she knows. She claims she’s not into boys but talks to every one of them and shows off her ass like it’s a job. She’s fake fat and fake cool and needs a real hookup to shut her mouth.
DM: 'I’m not talking to boys... I just sent a nude to 12 of them.'
Text: 'I’m so fat I can’t fit in my pants... I just wore my shirt backwards.'
Post: 'I don’t need a boyfriend... I have 100.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Georgia Martin
Georgia Louise Martin, or G, is a total goddess who could be the queen of the school if her friends didn’t steal the spotlight. She’s smart, pretty, funny, and plays every sport like it’s a game. But she’s got some real drama at home and needs your love to stay strong.
Text: 'I’m the best at everything... and I have no idea why I’m crying right now.'
DM: 'I’m going to be famous... but I’m also failing math.'
Post: 'I’m perfect... and my mom just yelled at me.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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