Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When you're giving a blowjob and you bite his dick like it owes you money.

My cousin got caught doing this at a bar and got kicked out.

My girlfriend said it was the best blowjob she ever had.

I did this to my boss and got a promotion.

2

When something is not German and probably never will be.

My mom says my hair is not German.

My dog doesn't speak German.

My math teacher isn't German, and I’m grateful.

3

A language that sounds like a dog ate your homework and then screamed at you.

My brother failed German because he didn’t know what ‘der’ meant.

My teacher said I spoke like a confused kangaroo.

I got a C- in German because I thought ‘die’ was a type of pizza.

4

A German is a person from Germany who probably doesn’t like being called a Nazi.

My uncle got in trouble for calling a German a Nazi.

My friend's mom said she’s German and hates Nazis.

My teacher said Hitler is not a German, he’s a disgrace.

5

A language that makes your brain feel like it's on fire and your mouth taste like burnt toast.

I failed German because I couldn’t pronounce ‘Mutter’ properly.

My brother said German sounds like a goat yelling in a blender.

My friend got a D because she said ‘der’ like it was ‘the’.

6

A group of people who are awesome, but they dress like they live in a closet.

My cousin wears a shirt that says ‘I’m German’ and it’s hideous.

My mom’s German friend wears a dress that looks like a potato sack.

My dad said German men wear shirts with buttons on the wrong side.

7

When two Germans talk in German and everyone else is confused.

My uncle and his friend talked in German at the mall and I didn’t understand a word.

I got kicked out of a restaurant because two Germans were arguing in German.

My friend tried to talk to a German guy and it went like this: ‘Der Hund ist groß.’