A Georgia Martin

Hoe Hoe Hoe is a walking spam bot who sends nudes to everyone she knows. She claims she’s not into boys but talks to every one of them and shows off her ass like it’s a job. She’s fake fat and fake cool and needs a real hookup to shut her mouth.

Georgia Louise Martin, or G, is a total goddess who could be the queen of the school if her friends didn’t steal the spotlight. She’s smart, pretty, funny, and plays every sport like it’s a game. But she’s got some real drama at home and needs your love to stay strong.

When you act like you're from London and cool, but you're just a loud American who doesn't know what edgy means.