A German thing

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Chad stuff like working, making stuff, lifting weights, getting drunk, bossing people around, or doing anything that makes you look like a total legend.

Bro, I'm gonna hit the gym and drink beer. That's a German thing, man.

My dad works 12 hours a day. That's a German thing, pure legend.

I got fired for punching my boss. That's a German thing.

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When a girl says she wants to do a German thing, you know she’s gonna make you eat poop, so you better eat a big meal before your date or you’ll be the joke.

She said, 'I wanna do a German thing.' I ate a whole pizza before I left. Still got it in me.

My date asked me what a German thing was. I said, 'You’re gonna eat my poop.'

She said I had to eat what came out of my butt. I said, 'No way, I’m eating a burger.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

When a girl says she wants to do a German thing, you know she wants to eat your poop, so you better eat a big meal before your date or you’ll be the joke.

She asked, 'Wanna do a German thing?' I said, 'Only if I can bring a pizza.'

He said, 'I eat poop for a living.' I said, 'That’s a German thing.'

She asked me if I wanted to eat her poop. I said, 'That’s a German thing, I’m in.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago

German things are complicated nonsense that no one understands. They talk like they’re smart, but they’re just shitting around, trying to look important.

My boss said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means I don’t get paid.'

She said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means I have to do meetings.'

He said, 'This is a German thing.' I said, 'That means no one cares.'

by Slangipedia 17d ago