A Gerbil Hoe

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A person who only eats edamame, seaweed, and popcorn and calls everything else trash.

I'm a gerbil hoe. I don't even know what pizza is.

She turned down a whole buffet for a bag of popcorn.

He said fries were 'disgusting' and walked out.

A bottom who lives in the snack aisle and only eats edamame, seaweed, and popcorn like it's their last meal.

He eats seaweed for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

She brought a bag of edamame to a fancy dinner.

He tried to eat pizza and cried like a baby.

A person who eats nothing but edamame, seaweed, and popcorn and thinks everyone else is a snack loser.

He called my burger 'a disgrace' and ate a whole bag of popcorn.

She turned down a taco for a handful of edamame.

He said popcorn was 'the only real food' and threw out all my snacks.