A Gentleman's Half Hour - A man’s secret weapon when he’s too tired to fight, too lazy

A man’s secret weapon when he’s too tired to fight, too lazy to move, and too proud to admit he needs a break.

I took a Gentleman's Half Hour during lunch. My coworker asked if I was dead. I said, 'No, I'm just king of the nap.'

He didn’t show up to the party because he had a Gentleman's Half Hour. He called it 'royal duty.'

I told my brother he was being a slob. He said, 'I’m just doing my Gentleman's Half Hour.'