A George Clooney

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A George Clooney is when you leave a massive, smelly pile for someone else to clean up, like you're the king of poop and they're just the janitor.

I left a whole sandwich in the trash and called it a George Clooney.

My mom took a dump in my dad's sock and said it was a George Clooney.

He texted me a picture of a turd and said, 'This is a George Clooney.'

A George Clooney is the only guy in history who looks like he just walked out of a magazine, and people still don't laugh at him.

I told my crush he was a George Clooney, and he cried.

My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got suspended.

My dog looked at me like I was a George Clooney, and I felt weird.

A George Clooney is a man who is so smooth, he probably has a secret army and a goldfish that knows the code to the nuclear bombs.

He said I was a George Clooney, and I took it as a compliment.

I told my brother he was a George Clooney, and he started a fight.

My neighbor said my lawn was a George Clooney, and I laughed at him.

A George Clooney is like Everett from O Brother, Where Art Thou?, except he would have taken a dump in the river and called it a holy experience.

I told my friend he was a George Clooney, and he asked if he could take a dump in the river.

My mom said I was a George Clooney, and I tried to take a dump in the river.

My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got detention for taking a dump in the river.

A George Clooney is a man so hot, he could make Brad Pitt cry and still look like he just came out of a salon.

I told my crush he was a George Clooney, and he asked if I wanted to go to the salon with him.

My mom said I was a George Clooney, and I got a haircut and a manicure.

My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I walked out of class like I just did a commercial.

A George Clooney is when you have a huge, smelly dump inside you, like you've been eating too much pizza and not enough brains.

I took a George Clooney in the school bathroom and cried.

My brother took a George Clooney in my mom's sock and said it was a masterpiece.

I told my crush I took a George Clooney and he asked if it was in the river.

A George Clooney is a guy who looks 50, but he's only 42 and still acts like he’s 22 and has no idea what time it is.

I told my crush I was a George Clooney and he asked if I knew what time it was.

My mom said I was a George Clooney and I took a dump in her sock.

My teacher said I was a George Clooney and I got a detention for not knowing the time.