A George Clooney
A George Clooney is like Everett from O Brother, Where Art Thou?, except he would have taken a dump in the river and called it a holy experience.
I told my friend he was a George Clooney, and he asked if he could take a dump in the river.
My mom said I was a George Clooney, and I tried to take a dump in the river.
My teacher said I was a George Clooney, and I got detention for taking a dump in the river.