A Gentleman's Half Hour
When a man feels the need to curl up and dream about being a king while the rest of the world is still awake and annoying.
I had a Gentleman's Half Hour right in the middle of my math test. I got a D and a look from my teacher that said 'I know what you did.'
He took a nap during the meeting. The boss called him 'sleepyhead' and gave him extra work.
She said I needed a Gentleman's Half Hour. I said she needed a vacation.