A Gentleman’s Lift

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When you cheat on the golf course by moving your ball to a better spot without getting in trouble.
I moved my ball out of the mud like it was a crime scene.
He dragged his ball across the fairway like it was a subway.
She shifted her ball so smooth, the grass didn’t even notice.
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When a guy stands there with his buddy, rocking his feet like a old man with a stiff drink, just to show off.
He did his foot shuffle like he was doing the twist at a bar.
My buddy rocked his feet like he was trying to wake up the grass.
He stood there rocking like he was waiting for the ball to move on its own.
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A fancy name for when you take your ball from a nightmare spot to a dream spot without getting punished.
She moved her ball like it was getting a promotion.
He took his ball from the rough like it was going to jail.
I moved my ball out of the bunker like it was escaping a prison.
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When your ball lands in a spot so bad, you practically beg it to move to a better one without getting in trouble.
My ball landed in a puddle like it was being tortured.
He moved his ball out of the grass like it was a rescue mission.
She took her ball from the sand like it was a last-minute getaway.
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