A Hewitt
A hewitt is the drummer who joined Placebo and never left.
He’s a hewitt and he drums for Placebo.
He’s the hewitt who made the band better.
He’s a hewitt and he’s married to two guys.
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A Hewitt
A hewitt is a virus that makes people say the dumbest stuff ever.
My friend got a hewitt and said the dumbest thing.
He got infected by a hewitt and started talking nonsense.
The hewitt made me say, ‘I’m a god.’
A Hewitt
A hewitt is the biggest, loudest, most annoying person ever.
My teacher is a hewitt and she’s impossible.
He’s a hewitt and he talks way too much.
She’s a hewitt and everyone hates her.
A Herzog
when a girl hits the sheets with one guy and then tries to get her claws into his buddy before he can even pull his pants up
Just came out of the bathroom. I'm still dizzy. She was like, 'Hey, want to make it a three-way?'
He had a boner the size of a hot dog. She had a boner the size of a hot dog and a half.
I said no. She said I was a disappointment. I said I was her disappointment.
A Herzog
a last name that means 'Duke' in German. Also means 'I'm rich and I know it.'
My cousin's a Herzog. He drives a Tesla and still calls his mom 'Mama.'
She's got a Herzog on her Instagram. He's got a Tesla and a side hustle.
He said he was a Herzog. I said, 'You're not rich, you're just desperate.'
A Herzog
when you do something you know is stupid because your friends are making you look like a fool
They told me to do it. I did it. Now I have a broken nose and a broken heart.
I did it. They laughed. I cried. Now I'm going to cry in the corner.
They said, 'Do it!' I said, 'Why?' They said, 'Because we said so!'
A Herzog
when you throw up in your own mouth like it's a personal attack
I Herzog-ed in the middle of a Zoom call. My boss looked like he wanted to die.
He Herzog-ed in front of the whole class. The teacher had to leave the room.
She Herzog-ed on the bus. The driver started crying.
A Herzog
when you've been with or trained by someone from the Herzog family. You're now a Herzog. You're now a Herzog. You're now a Herzog.
I was trained by a Herzog. Now I know how to flirt and eat chicken at the same time.
I played with a Herzog. Now I know how to flirt and eat chicken at the same time.
I was coached by a Herzog. Now I know how to flirt and eat chicken at the same time.
A Herzog
a guy who acts like he's easy but is actually a nightmare. He snaps at girls all day and then goes home and snaps at his mom.
He said he was easy. Then he snapped at me. Then he snapped at his mom. Now I'm crying.
He's got a girl on Snapchat. She's got a girl on Snapchat. I've got a girl on Snapchat. They're all snapping at me.
He said he was easy. I believed him. Then he snapped at me. Now I'm crying.
A Hershey’s kiss
When a woman’s butt is so stretched out from too much butt-fucking, she doesn’t wipe and then slaps her puckered butt on your face like it’s a candy bar.
My girlfriend's butt hit my face like a brick. I thought I was getting a kiss, but it was a disaster.
He didn’t wipe and kissed me with his butt. I almost threw up.
I got a Hershey’s kiss from my mom. It wasn’t chocolate. It was her butt.
A Hershey’s kiss
Big, saggy nipples that look like they’ve been dipped in chocolate and left in the sun.
My girl’s nipples look like they came straight out of a candy factory.
She has Hershey’s kisses for nipples. I’m obsessed.
I asked her if she was a candy bar, and she said, ‘I’m a full meal.’
A Hershey’s kiss
When you deep-throat someone’s butt and then sing a stupid song while you’re still licking it.
I ate out my boyfriend’s butt and sang ‘Twinkle, Twinkle, Little Star’ while I was still licking it.
After eating out my man, I did a little dance and sang ‘Let It Go.’
I had a Hershey’s kiss after anal sex and still had time to text my ex.
A Hershey’s kiss
When your girl stuffs her dirty underwear in your mouth so only the tag is hanging out, making you look like a stupid candy.
My girlfriend stuffed her dirty panties in my mouth. I looked like a dumb Hershey’s kiss.
He had a Hershey’s kiss in his mouth, and it was his girlfriend’s dirty panties.
She stuffed her panties in my mouth. I looked like a candy bar with a tag.
A Hershey’s kiss
The little poop smudge stuck on your cock after you take a dump in your girlfriend’s butt.
After I ate out my girlfriend, there was a poop smudge on my cock. It looked like a Hershey’s kiss.
He had a little poop on his cock. It was a Hershey’s kiss from his girlfriend.
I took a dump in my girl’s butt, and now I have a Hershey’s kiss on my cock.
A Hershey’s kiss
When you pull out of your girlfriend’s butt and there’s a big poop on the end of your cock like a chocolate kiss.
I pulled out of my girlfriend’s butt, and there was a big poop on my cock. It looked like a Hershey’s kiss.
He pulled out of his girlfriend’s butt and had a poop on his cock. It was a Hershey’s kiss.
She had a poop on my cock after I ate her out. It was like a chocolate kiss.
A Hershey’s kiss
Tiny little tits that look like candy, and nipples that are just as cute.
Her tits are like little candy bars. I love them.
He said my tits looked like Hershey’s kisses. I took it as a compliment.
Her nipples look like the candy, and her tits are like the wrapper.
A Heroes Welcome
A group of loud metalheads from Atlanta who think they're the best at politics and music. They’ve been making terrible noise for three years and have shared stages with bands that actually know what they're doing, and probably have better hygiene.
I saw A Heroes Welcome open for Mastodon, it was like watching a toddler try to play the drums while wearing a sock on their head.
They played with Terror and it was like a middle school talent show but with more swearing and less glitter.
I once heard their music and it sounded like a goat being tortured by a robot with a broken calculator.
A Heroes Welcome
When you let someone stay over and you don’t care if they’ve used your bed like a public toilet after a night of wild sex with a stranger.
My cousin stayed over and I found out he had a one-night stand with my sister’s best friend, and he didn’t even wash the sheets.
My mom let my uncle stay over and he brought his own bed, and it smelled like he lived in a dumpster.
I had a friend crash on my couch and the next day I found a half-eaten pizza and a used sock under the pillow.
A Heritage Woods
When someone takes a huge dump and then decides to add another one on top like they're building a屎 mountain and the toilet is just screaming for mercy.
My brother did this and the toilet started bubbling like it was about to explode.
I saw my mom do this and it looked like a war zone in the bathroom.
My friend tried to flush it and the toilet just gurgled and backed up into the sink.
A Heritage Woods
When you take a poop so big it clogs the toilet and then you just decide to poop again on top of it like it's a personal attack.
I did this and my dad yelled at me through the toilet.
My sister did this and the toilet started making noises like it was in pain.
I did this in the office bathroom and the janitor came running.