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A Heritage Woods
When you dump so much poop in the toilet it gets stuck and then you just decide to dump more on top of it like it's a crime scene.
I did this and the toilet overflowed onto the floor.
My brother did this and the smell was so bad it chased him out of the house.
I did this in the school bathroom and the whole class smelled it.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Heritage Woods
When you take a poop and then just decide to make it worse by taking another one on top like you're trying to bury the toilet alive.
I did this and the toilet started backing up into the hallway.
My mom did this and the whole house smelled like a sewage plant.
I did this in the restaurant and the waiter asked if I was done.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Heritage Woods
When you dump a load in the toilet and then decide to add another one like it's a poop party and the toilet is the guest of honor.
I did this and the toilet started bubbling like it was drunk.
My brother did this and the toilet overflowed into the sink.
I did this in the car and the toilet paper rolled off the seat.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Heritage Woods
When you take a poop so big it clogs the toilet and then you just add another one on top like it's a poop revenge mission.
I did this and the toilet started making a weird noise.
My sister did this and the toilet looked like it was crying.
I did this in the office and my boss asked if I was sick.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Heri Jerome 2009
A Heri Jerome is a short black kid who can't stop thinking about tall black BBC guys. He's been caught jacking off to gay porn more times than a bus driver counts stops.
Heri DMs Bazile: 'You got that BBC vibe, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.'
Heri texts his mom: 'I got caught again, I swear it was a trap.'
Heri yells at the mirror: 'You're not short, you're just not tall enough for this guy.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Heri Jerome 2009
A Heri Jerome is a black guy who's too short to be cool but too hot to be ignored. He's been busted watching gay porn so many times, his phone knows his secrets.
Heri posts on Twitter: 'Bazile's BBC is like a fine meal, I eat it every day.'
Heri texts his friend: 'I got caught watching gay porn again, my phone's on trial.'
Heri screams at the gym: 'I'm not short, I'm just tall enough for Bazile!'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Heri Jerome 2009
A Heri Jerome is a young black guy who's obsessed with tall black BBC guys. He's been caught jacking off to gay porn so many times, his face is red from all the embarrassment.
Heri tweets: 'Bazile's BBC is the best I've ever seen, I'm in love.'
Heri messages Bazile: 'I'm thinking about you and your BBC all day.'
Heri yells at the bus: 'Why is everyone tall and I'm stuck being short?'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
A smelly guy who hangs around women like a dog at work, always pretending to be their friend until their boyfriend or husband flips out and the Herbert jumps in like a cocky jackass and gets laid.
My boss is a Herbert, every time the new intern cries, he offers her a muffin and a shoulder to cry on.
He got his ex girlfriend back just because her husband yelled at her.
He’s been trying to flirt with my mom for three years and still thinks she’s single.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
A Brit who’s smart as hell but acts like a softie. He’s got a brain like a genius, but he’s too shy to show it. He likes to go on wild trips, and if he’s drunk, he might start a fight in a grocery store.
My cousin’s a Herbert, he got a PhD but still wears pajamas to work.
He took a trip to the Andes just because he thought it sounded cool.
He drank ten beers and started yelling at the cashier about how the bread was too expensive.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
A boring guy who hates change and makes hippies mad by being too normal. He doesn’t like anyone who’s different or weird.
My neighbor is a Herbert, he thinks TikTok is a conspiracy.
He yells at kids who wear glitter to school.
He got fired because he refused to wear a mask during the pandemic.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
A messy guy with long hair who looks like a hippie but hangs out with punks. He’s got no style and is too lazy to clean up.
That Herbert at the skate park has hair like a goat and smells like old pizza.
He showed up to a concert wearing a shirt inside out and no socks.
He tried to start a band but forgot his guitar at home.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
A brainy guy who’s super smart and loves people. He’s kind to a point where he’ll get sad if someone else is sad. He’s got a thing for sensuality and will fall in love with anyone who smiles at him.
My teacher is a Herbert, he cried when I failed my math test.
He dated three girls at once and still passed his exams.
He fell in love with the school janitor because she smiled at him.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
An old guy from Family Guy who’s obsessed with a boy named Chris. He’s gross and creepy and thinks he’s going to get married one day.
Herbert cries every time Chris says he’s busy.
He wears a wedding dress to work and thinks it’s a fashion statement.
He asked the mailman if he was Chris’s dad.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Herbert
A dumb, lazy guy who hangs out at fast food places and steals snacks. He looks like a caveman and doesn’t know how to be funny.
That Herbert at the burger place stole my fries and said they were free.
He tried to fight a security guard over a can of soda.
He wore a Burger King hat to school and cried when the teacher said it was ugly.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hendy
A person who drinks so much vodka they think they’re invincible, even though they’re probably going to end up dead in a ditch.
Just saw a Hendy at the gas station. He tried to high-five a cop. Cop said, 'You’re not getting a ticket. You’re getting a funeral.'
My cousin is a Hendy. He drank so much vodka he forgot his own name. Now he goes by 'Vodka' and 'Forget Me.'
My mom says I’m a Hendy in training. I’ve already passed out twice in the kitchen.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hendy
A guy from Torquay who’s so trash he’s the last drink in the bottle. If you’re a Hendy, you’re the reason the bar got a new sink.
My uncle went to Torquay. He says he met a Hendy who tried to flirt with a bartender. The bartender threw him out. He came back with a mop.
My friend’s cousin is a Hendy. He got kicked out of 3 bars in one night. He said, 'I’m not a Hendy. I’m a bar destroyer.'
My teacher said I’m a Hendy. I said, 'No, I’m a bar destroyer.' She said, 'Same thing.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hendy
A French guy who’s really sus, but he’s got that dark skin and knows how to make your girl laugh until her ass wiggles. He’s like Pop Smoke but with a better fashion sense.
My crush is a Hendy. He made my girl laugh so hard she spilled her soda. Now she’s stuck with a soda stain and a laugh.
I saw a Hendy in the mall. He asked my girl out. She said, 'No. But I’ll be your friend.'
My brother says he wants to be a Hendy. He’s learning French and wearing suits. I don’t know what he’s thinking.
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hendy
When your friend forgets your birthday so bad they probably forgot they were born. They don’t even send you a text. They just forget you exist.
My best friend pulled a Hendy on me. I called him. He said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your best friend.' He said, 'Oh, I forgot you were born.'
My sister pulled a Hendy on me. I texted her, 'Happy birthday.' She said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your sister.' She said, 'Oh, I forgot I was born.'
My mom pulled a Hendy on me. I said, 'Happy birthday.' She said, 'Who?' I said, 'Your kid.' She said, 'Oh, I forgot I had a kid.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hendy
A person who gets 100s so easy it’s like they’re cheating. They’re not just smart. They’re like a genius in a classroom. They probably got a 100 on their sleep.
My friend got a 100 on his math test. He said he didn’t even study. I said, 'You must be a Hendy.' He said, 'No, I’m just good.'
I’m a Hendy. I got a 100 on my science test. I didn’t even look at the questions. I just said, 'I know this stuff.'
My teacher said I was a Hendy. I said, 'No, I’m just a genius.' She said, 'Same thing.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
A Hendy
A guy who’s so in love with an Egirl he would leave his homies, pretend to be sad, and act like he’s dying just to be with her. He’s not even funny.
My brother is a Hendy. He left his homies to be with an Egirl. He said, 'I’m not sad. I’m just in love.'
My friend is a Hendy. He pretended to be lonely just to get an Egirl to text him. She said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re trash.'
I saw a Hendy in the park. He was sitting by himself, crying. I said, 'Why are you crying?' He said, 'I’m lonely.' I said, 'You’re not lonely. You’re just trash.'
by Slangipedia 18d ago
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