A Heri Jerome 2009
A Heri Jerome is a young black guy who's obsessed with tall black BBC guys. He's been caught jacking off to gay porn so many times, his face is red from all the embarrassment.
Heri tweets: 'Bazile's BBC is the best I've ever seen, I'm in love.'
Heri messages Bazile: 'I'm thinking about you and your BBC all day.'
Heri yells at the bus: 'Why is everyone tall and I'm stuck being short?'