A Heri Jerome 2009
A Heri Jerome is a short black kid who can't stop thinking about tall black BBC guys. He's been caught jacking off to gay porn more times than a bus driver counts stops.
Heri DMs Bazile: 'You got that BBC vibe, I'm getting hard just thinking about it.'
Heri texts his mom: 'I got caught again, I swear it was a trap.'
Heri yells at the mirror: 'You're not short, you're just not tall enough for this guy.'