A Heri Jerome 2009
A Heri Jerome is a black guy who's too short to be cool but too hot to be ignored. He's been busted watching gay porn so many times, his phone knows his secrets.
Heri posts on Twitter: 'Bazile's BBC is like a fine meal, I eat it every day.'
Heri texts his friend: 'I got caught watching gay porn again, my phone's on trial.'
Heri screams at the gym: 'I'm not short, I'm just tall enough for Bazile!'