A Herbert
A Brit who’s smart as hell but acts like a softie. He’s got a brain like a genius, but he’s too shy to show it. He likes to go on wild trips, and if he’s drunk, he might start a fight in a grocery store.
My cousin’s a Herbert, he got a PhD but still wears pajamas to work.
He took a trip to the Andes just because he thought it sounded cool.
He drank ten beers and started yelling at the cashier about how the bread was too expensive.