A Heroes Welcome
When you let someone stay over and you don’t care if they’ve used your bed like a public toilet after a night of wild sex with a stranger.
My cousin stayed over and I found out he had a one-night stand with my sister’s best friend, and he didn’t even wash the sheets.
My mom let my uncle stay over and he brought his own bed, and it smelled like he lived in a dumpster.
I had a friend crash on my couch and the next day I found a half-eaten pizza and a used sock under the pillow.