A Heroes Welcome

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A group of loud metalheads from Atlanta who think they're the best at politics and music. They’ve been making terrible noise for three years and have shared stages with bands that actually know what they're doing, and probably have better hygiene.
I saw A Heroes Welcome open for Mastodon, it was like watching a toddler try to play the drums while wearing a sock on their head.
They played with Terror and it was like a middle school talent show but with more swearing and less glitter.
I once heard their music and it sounded like a goat being tortured by a robot with a broken calculator.
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When you let someone stay over and you don’t care if they’ve used your bed like a public toilet after a night of wild sex with a stranger.
My cousin stayed over and I found out he had a one-night stand with my sister’s best friend, and he didn’t even wash the sheets.
My mom let my uncle stay over and he brought his own bed, and it smelled like he lived in a dumpster.
I had a friend crash on my couch and the next day I found a half-eaten pizza and a used sock under the pillow.
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