A Hewitt

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A hewitt is when a computer goes to hell because someone did something stupid.
My computer exploded because of a hewitt.
The server died from a hewitt.
I got yelled at for causing a hewitt.
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Hewitt is when you run up or down stairs like your life depends on it.
I hewitted the stairs and my legs are still burning.
He hewitted the stairs so fast, he looked like a superhero.
She hewitted the stairs and nearly broke her ankle.
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A hewitt is the name of the guy who will make you fall in love with him.
My crush is a hewitt and he’s the best.
He’s a hewitt and he’s cute as hell.
She’s in love with a hewitt and it’s adorable.
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A hewitt is a 12-year-old who thinks he’s cool and plays sports like a nobody.
My hewitt friend is a total dork.
He’s a hewitt and he still thinks he’s hot.
He hewitts and thinks he’s the best.
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A hewitt is the drummer who joined Placebo and never left.
He’s a hewitt and he drums for Placebo.
He’s the hewitt who made the band better.
He’s a hewitt and he’s married to two guys.
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A hewitt is a virus that makes people say the dumbest stuff ever.
My friend got a hewitt and said the dumbest thing.
He got infected by a hewitt and started talking nonsense.
The hewitt made me say, ‘I’m a god.’
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A hewitt is the biggest, loudest, most annoying person ever.
My teacher is a hewitt and she’s impossible.
He’s a hewitt and he talks way too much.
She’s a hewitt and everyone hates her.
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