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A Hideo Kojima Game
A Hideo Kojima Game is like being forced to watch a movie while playing a game that forgot how to be fun.
I was fighting robots and then got interrupted by a 7-minute speech. What even is this?!
I just wanted to sneak around. Instead, I got a 4-minute flashback about someone's feelings.
The game gave me a 6-minute scene before the first boss. I was ready to cry.
A Hideo Kojima Game
A Hideo Kojima Game is when you play a game, but it’s mostly just a bunch of people talking for hours while you sit there and hope it ends.
I killed a robot and then watched a 5-minute conversation. What's the point?
The game took 10 minutes to get to the first action. I was about to quit.
I played for 15 minutes and watched 10 minutes of cutscenes. This is a disaster.
A Hewing
A guy in his thirties who still thinks he's cool and doesn't know he's a bit of a tool.
He still posts selfies like he's in a boy band.
He thinks he's the king of the block but no one listens to him.
He tried to impress a girl by saying he knows how to use a phone.
A Hewing
A random word that fits into any sentence and makes it sound like you know what you're talking about.
I went to the shop and got a bag of chips and a hewing.
She said she was going to the park and I said 'hewing' and she looked confused.
He was talking about his job and I just said 'hewing' and he shut up.
A Hewing
A word you can throw anywhere in a sentence to sound like you're from another planet.
'I love pizza' he said, 'hewing' I replied.
She was talking about her cat and I just said 'hewing' and she stopped.
He asked me what I thought about the movie and I said 'hewing' and he left.
A Hewing
When you lie about your life to make it look like you're better than everyone else.
He said he makes a million dollars a day, but I know he works at a petrol station.
She said she's a CEO, but I saw her at the burger place.
He said he has a Lamborghini but I know he has a bike.
A Hewing
The complete opposite of WEH, which is like being the worst at everything.
WEH is like being the worst at a game, and A HEWING is like being the best.
WEH is when you lose, A HEWING is when you win.
WEH is when you get beaten up, A HEWING is when you beat someone up.
A Hewing
When you chop or cut something into a nice shape with a big axe or sword.
He chopped the tree into pieces like it was nothing.
She cut the cake with a sword and everyone was impressed.
He carved the meat with an axe and it looked like art.
A Hewing
A guy with a massive cock that makes women stop and suck it when they walk by.
He walked into the shop and the girl at the counter dropped what she was doing.
He passed by the park and every girl there stopped and stared.
He walked into the office and the whole team was distracted.
A Hey Guy
A Hey Guy is someone so good they should get a medal instead of just being called 'nice.'
Hey Guy, you're like a superhero with no cape.
This guy is a Hey Guy, he’s basically a saint.
That’s not just a Hey Guy, that’s a Hall of Fame Hey Guy.
A Hey Guy
A racial slur from China that Asians in Cleveland use to call black people. It’s basically the dirtiest word in Mandarin.
Yo, you a Hey Guy? You’re the dirtiest word I’ve ever heard.
That guy called me a Hey Guy, I nearly had a heart attack.
I told him he was a Hey Guy, and he got mad and left.
A Hey Guy
That annoying kid who has no friends and keeps trying to chat with your squad just to feel cool.
Hey Guys, wanna play video games? I’ll bring pizza.”, said by a guy who doesn’t even own a pizza.
Hey Guys, I just got a new haircut.”, he looks like a chicken.
Hey Guys, I’m cool.”, he’s not.
A Hey Guy
When you say 'Hey Guys' because you're too lazy to say 'Hello' or 'Hey' or just 'Hi.'
Hey Guys, I’m coming to your house.”, he’s not even at your house yet.
Hey Guys, I just ate a whole pizza.”, he’s still eating it.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be late.”, he’s already late.
A Hey Guy
A greeting you use when you’re trying to sound cool, but you’re just being weird.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be rich one day.”, he’s broke.
Hey Guys, I just won a fight.”, he fell down.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be famous.”, he’s still in his mom’s basement.
A Hey Guy
A greeting people use when they don’t know you or just want to be cool. Also, a band that sounds like a hot dog at a concert.
Hey Guys, I just met you.”, he’s been following you for a week.
Hey Guys, I’m in a band.”, he just started singing.
Hey Guys, I’m a rockstar.”, he’s wearing pajamas.
A Hey Guy
A person who thinks they're cool but is just a mess. They talk too much and don’t know when to stop.
Hey Guys, I’m cool.”, he just tripped.
Hey Guys, I’m gonna be a millionaire.”, he’s broke.
Hey Guys, I’m the best.”, he lost a fight.
A Hewitt
A hewitt is when a computer goes to hell because someone did something stupid.
My computer exploded because of a hewitt.
The server died from a hewitt.
I got yelled at for causing a hewitt.
A Hewitt
Hewitt is when you run up or down stairs like your life depends on it.
I hewitted the stairs and my legs are still burning.
He hewitted the stairs so fast, he looked like a superhero.
She hewitted the stairs and nearly broke her ankle.
A Hewitt
A hewitt is the name of the guy who will make you fall in love with him.
My crush is a hewitt and he’s the best.
He’s a hewitt and he’s cute as hell.
She’s in love with a hewitt and it’s adorable.
A Hewitt
A hewitt is a 12-year-old who thinks he’s cool and plays sports like a nobody.
My hewitt friend is a total dork.
He’s a hewitt and he still thinks he’s hot.
He hewitts and thinks he’s the best.
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