Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A guy in his thirties who still thinks he's cool and doesn't know he's a bit of a tool.

He still posts selfies like he's in a boy band.

He thinks he's the king of the block but no one listens to him.

He tried to impress a girl by saying he knows how to use a phone.

2

A random word that fits into any sentence and makes it sound like you know what you're talking about.

I went to the shop and got a bag of chips and a hewing.

She said she was going to the park and I said 'hewing' and she looked confused.

He was talking about his job and I just said 'hewing' and he shut up.

3

A word you can throw anywhere in a sentence to sound like you're from another planet.

'I love pizza' he said, 'hewing' I replied.

She was talking about her cat and I just said 'hewing' and she stopped.

He asked me what I thought about the movie and I said 'hewing' and he left.

4

When you lie about your life to make it look like you're better than everyone else.

He said he makes a million dollars a day, but I know he works at a petrol station.

She said she's a CEO, but I saw her at the burger place.

He said he has a Lamborghini but I know he has a bike.

5

The complete opposite of WEH, which is like being the worst at everything.

WEH is like being the worst at a game, and A HEWING is like being the best.

WEH is when you lose, A HEWING is when you win.

WEH is when you get beaten up, A HEWING is when you beat someone up.

6

When you chop or cut something into a nice shape with a big axe or sword.

He chopped the tree into pieces like it was nothing.

She cut the cake with a sword and everyone was impressed.

He carved the meat with an axe and it looked like art.

7

A guy with a massive cock that makes women stop and suck it when they walk by.

He walked into the shop and the girl at the counter dropped what she was doing.

He passed by the park and every girl there stopped and stared.

He walked into the office and the whole team was distracted.