A Hideo Kojima Game
A Hideo Kojima Game is like being forced to watch a movie while playing a game that forgot how to be fun.
I was fighting robots and then got interrupted by a 7-minute speech. What even is this?!
I just wanted to sneak around. Instead, I got a 4-minute flashback about someone's feelings.
The game gave me a 6-minute scene before the first boss. I was ready to cry.