A Hershey’s kiss
When a woman’s butt is so stretched out from too much butt-fucking, she doesn’t wipe and then slaps her puckered butt on your face like it’s a candy bar.
My girlfriend's butt hit my face like a brick. I thought I was getting a kiss, but it was a disaster.
He didn’t wipe and kissed me with his butt. I almost threw up.
I got a Hershey’s kiss from my mom. It wasn’t chocolate. It was her butt.