A Herzog
when a girl hits the sheets with one guy and then tries to get her claws into his buddy before he can even pull his pants up
Just came out of the bathroom. I'm still dizzy. She was like, 'Hey, want to make it a three-way?'
He had a boner the size of a hot dog. She had a boner the size of a hot dog and a half.
I said no. She said I was a disappointment. I said I was her disappointment.