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Jore is a hot mess who everyone loves. She’s got a smile that could make a saint blush and a heart that could crush a villain. But don’t get too close, or she’ll probably kiss you in front of your mom.

Jore is just one ridiculous example of something that should never be. It’s like a bad joke that makes you laugh and cry at the same time. It’s the kind of thing that happens when you mess with your life.

Jore is the kind of thing that’s so bad, it makes your life worse. It’s like when you eat a bad pizza and then get a headache. It’s the thing you call your best friend when you’re being a little mean.

Jore is a disease you get when you eat too much candy during sex. It’s like a sugar rush and a virus. You get it, and you get it bad.

Joring is when you watch a video on your phone instead of using your three monitors. It’s like watching a movie on your phone while your computer sits there, judging you.

Jore is a queen who doesn’t care about anyone. She’s got a beautiful heart and a bad attitude. She doesn’t need love, she just needs to be free.

A Jordyn talks crap about you behind your back like it's a hobby. If they didn't, they're probably ruining your life before it even starts. But sometimes they're okay, like when they're not being a total dipstick.

Jordyns are adorable, but they’re also the kind of people who will cry over spilled milk and then laugh at your jokes when you’re in the middle of a breakdown.

A girl who thinks she's ugly, but she's so beautiful it's ridiculous. She's also smart, and people are gonna remember her name for a long time.

The kind of friend who will stand up for you even if it means getting beat up. But if you argue with her, she’ll never let you live it down.

She’s hot, smart, and doesn’t take any crap. If you mess with her, you’ll regret it for the rest of your life.

She’s the nicest person you’ll ever meet. But she’s also the kind of person who will cry over spilled milk and then laugh at your jokes when you’re in the middle of a breakdown.

She’s shy, but she’s also the kind of person who will be your best friend. She’ll put you first and never let you down.

A Jordan Story is when something starts with all the hype of a pizza party but ends up being a soggy slice of bread. It has no point and no punchline, just Jordan Frasca laughing at you like you’re the joke.

A Jordan Story is like when you build a spaceship to go to Mars, only to realize it was just a bike. It has zero climax and feels like a waste of your time. Jordan just sits there grinning like she won the lottery.

A Jordan Story is when you’re halfway through a movie and realize it’s just a hot dog eating contest. It has no real end, just Jordan Frasca cackling like she’s the king of the universe.

A Jordan Story is when you write a novel about a spoon and then it forgets what it’s doing. It’s like watching a show that ends before the first commercial. Jordan just sits there like she planned it all.

A Jordan Story is when you go through all the trouble of baking a cake, only to burn it. It has no real end and makes you feel like you just got slapped. Jordan just laughs like she’s the best friend you never needed.

A Jordan Story is like when you start a war over a soda can, only to forget what the war was about. It’s got no point and no punch. Jordan just laughs like she’s the most important person in the world.

This girl is a goddamn legend. She bakes like a pro, looks like a model, and roasts people like they owe her money. She’d rather read a book or binge-watch a show than go anywhere. She’s gonna be rich and famous one day. Love this kid to death.